Sit on my face, I breath though my ears

Man in Everywhere But Nowhere, East Midlands, UK

... "Anyone interested in a social meet with no expectations or pressure, just a drink, a chat and maybe a little magic?". 9 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

First off I have more pics, yes one is of my cock because I'm as proud of it as are those that have had the pleasure to see and feel it for themselves. Bit trust me it's not the first or last pic I add to messages face pics are available for those with strong stomachs

I don't have varies although I've had meets and even dated fellow members of this site but I'm not about to ask for a vari if they don't feel like it. Plus what a ball ache to go through to leave one anyway.

I'm always up for a social as I'm a fun guy both in and out of the bedroom, a magician and damn good with my hands so even of in an un-sexual nature being in my presence is never boring. From blowing your mind with magic to having a dark humour and great massage skills I give awesome foot and neck massages amongst others like reiki and deep lumber. Believe it or not I'm shy but that hardly seems it when I've settled in new surroundings

My preferences for those I like to meet are

BBWS......The perfect woman has curves and plenty of them.

Women of slimmer sizes afterwards, (you're not an after thought but I'm a meat eater and like plenty of it heehee.)

Bi couples.

Bi guys

Single men if you or I talk then be bi at the bare minimum if your profile says straight then you WILL be blocked.

Yes I'm kinky as they come, in fact I'm probably kinkier then you are and trust me most of my interest list I enjoy having done as much as I do giving specially watersports, rimming and . Oh and don't kink shame I'm ugly enough to have to hear you hate on more because it doesn't fit into your ideology of the perfect man......I've a dad bod that's cuddly, not over weight. A dick that's apparently above average in size for a white guy and girthy to match but again I'm not one to toot that trumpet......belly gets in the way (haha) otherwise I'd never leave the house.

I don't accommodate but that's because I live and care for my disabled mother and while it's great to have me time to do who and what I want my mother doesn't need to be privvy to it so it's either car meets, go Dutch somewhere, clubs......I enjoy the attic but haven't been to the new one (has it moved?), interested in purple mamba too or you accommodate and I bring a drink or something as thanks?

Please note while I know the norm isn't to reply to every message any one sends I am interested and would rather you just delete, that way I can block you and move on to someone worth the effort, politeness and decency as they over look the fact I look like a horny potato. Remember if you judge the cover, you are good enough for the story

El Pablo

44 years old, Bisexual

5'8" 173cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 62
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Threesomes, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Soft Swing, SM, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Dogging, Cuckolding, Cross-dressing, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

Sit on my face, I breath though my ears

Man in Everywhere But Nowhere, East Midlands, UK

Looking For

Meeting

Interests

Friends