Why so serious?

Man in West Wales, Wales, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 days ago

Suppose it's about time I wrote something here.

Firstly, I am not single. But wait, dont run away! It's OK, she is on fab as well, it's all open and above board, no need to worry about any drama, see told you it was all OK!

Apparently I should write something about what I have to offer, what I bring to the proverbial table. Well, I have a weird sense of humour, usually dry, sometimes dark and infrequently actually funny, to quote the Mrs "incessant and unremitting", my personal favourite "I can't take any more of your shit jokes" or "you can't say things like that". In short, an absolute delight to be around!

What else do I have to offer....

I am hung........ Like a dormouse! Not much to brag about there. Average looks, for a homeless person, ten years older, a slightly unhealthy amount of paunch and going rapidly grey.

This proverbial table is sounding less and less like one I would want to be sat at to be honest.....

I have been told my profile is off putting and negative. So here is some positivity, I love kittens and puppies! Unicorns are real, they dance on rainbows, I've seen it and fairies live at the bottom of my garden and stuff!

I have many years experience in different areas of kink and swing. I am naturally dominant. Love to please and hope no one ever goes away unsatisfied.

I always love a good chat, regardless of interest in anything more, it's always nice to get to know new people :-)

Recently got back into the club side of swing after a good number of years away, god I missed it! Hadn't realised how much until getting back out there. So if any ladies or couples fancy an old hand at clubs and parties as a plus one I'm well up for that.

I am very flattered by all the messages I get from some of the male fabbers, offering to do terrible/wonderful/debauched things to me or have me do to them. I am very boringly straight I'm afraid, so not happening, sorry.

45 years old, Straight

6'1" 185cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 45
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports

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