Seeking Regular FWB/ Swinging Partner

Woman in Crewe, North West, UK

... "It is the season to be jolly, guys try not to be a wally. I tried to make my profile witty, read it to progress to any nitty gritty. Merry Xmas xx". 6 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 6 hours ago

Is it too much to ask that you read and digest my profile,

it's the least you could do given the effort it took to complie.

Comfortable with and agree to NSA,

but bear in mind that works both ways.

I consider my health to be my wealth,

So guys don't be a schmuck,

you'll wear a condom if we fuck

Trying to avoid a string of one night stands,

but if you lie to me that's totally out of my hands.

A regular local FWB is what I seek,

although that seems highly unlikely the way things look again this week.

If you cannot accomodate, we are unlikely to progress,

as I know hotel meets get less and less.

I like the social element to meets,

a few drinks and time for repeats.

Which means overnight stays in your bed,

on the sofa, or spare room instead.

I need and value my license, so I don't drink and drive,

advice I'd give to anyone who values theirs and others lives.

I'm a single mum with kids still at home,

So, rendezvous for fun are in your personal zone.

I DON'T do dogging, car/lorry/campervan or spontaneous meets,

regardless of how horny you are or how much you bleat.

I need privacy and comfort to really enjoy,

and I hope you like a lady who enjoys a toy.

I'm not just a body I have a brain too,

you'll need to stimulate both or I doubt I'll fancy you.

I have plenty of curves as I'm sure you can see,

a skinny mini I am not and never will be.

ALWAYS a social meet first to see if there is potential for more,

as texting for months only achieves making my fingers sore.

There needs to be attraction, connection, desire, and passion for me to want more,

without all four it won't take me long to walk back out the door.

If you have a GENUINE intetest in what I've said above,

Message away or alternatively just give me the shove.

I know what I want, and I'll find it one day,

when I do I'll be gone as there'll be no reason to stay.

Face pic with first message is what I need,

And put ditto in your message so I know you can read.

Happy Fabbing

xxx

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Helen

60 years old, Straight

5'4" 163cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 28 to 50 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Oral, Safe Sex, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys

Verified Genuine Profile

*r.Grey_6969 (29), Man on 16 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
Well what a night! One of the most genuine people ive met. Absolutely gorgeous and knows what a man wants! Treat this lady with respect and you'll have the time of your life! Not going into too much detail but trust me you wont be dissapointed. Oh and guys, read the profile haha. Till next time gorgeous x

*ovetorepeat (46), Man on 23 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Insatiable this one is she just one naughty little minx funny sexy and ohhh wow soooo wet just delicious definitely see you soon x

*hampman69 (51), Man on 24 July 2024 by Meeting in person:
Chatted to H for quite a while and I finally got to meet her for a social drink. H is a wonderful lady and very genuine, easy to get on with and has a lovely smile. I hope to meet her again in the future.

*r Pleasure 1000 (50), Man on 11 April 2024 by Meeting in person:
I had the pleasure of meeting Helen for a social drink after chatting on here for a few days. She is a lovely lady and very genuine xx

*ant610 (39), Man on 19 February 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met Helen tonight for a social meet and could of chatted for ages she is very down to earth and a really lovely person would love to meet again soon thanks Dan x

*ohn boy 9 (48), Man on 19 February 2024 by Meeting in person:
I have chatted to thiss lovely lady for a while finally managed to meet up she is genuine fun and nice and naughty don't mess her around guys great night hopefully catch up again soon x

*heekyGent44 (52), Man on 5 February 2024 by Meeting in person:
Just had a lovely social with H. Time has flown by. Intelligent, engaging, funny and genuinely a lovely person. A few delicious and passionate kisses teasing me wonderfully! I look forward to sharing your bottle of red x

*oungnhung69 (38), Man on 11 December 2023 by Meeting in person:
Just had a lovely social with H and was fab from start to finish,even got a cheeky kiss at the end of it.both were on the same page and wanting to explore things,she was a bit naughty which is always a tick in my box. Hopefully see H very soon M x

*ARD_CANDY..! (44), Man on 25 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
After some back and forth H and i decide to meet for a social( ffs DA you did a social..!?yes..I did) And I was very impressed by H, not only did she drive a ways but was, more than I had expected, and my bar is high! An intelligent woman, she projected a genuine energy that would put anyone at ease! Sparkling eyes that showed enough but left you curious as to what more is hidden behind them..you know when time is going well as that moment to say goodnight comes much sooner than you thought it would.. I would say the usual about treating her with respect. But if you don’t have that locked down boys.. She spot it a mile away! Thank you H..rather wonderful. And I hope that I have instilled again that not all men are out to waste your time! As genuine a lady! As you could hope to meet…xx

*ante1978 (46), Man on 20 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this gorgeous lady recently for a social. Great conversation, was very comfortable with her from the start. Got home and oh so naughty! Be nice to her and she'll be nice to you!

*llthegoodnamesgone (50), Man on 5 September 2023 by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of spending a delightful eve with this box of delights... A gent doesn't reveal what went on but oh my oh my...if you are lucky enough to given the chance to spend time in her presence dint be a dick and mess her about she's genuine and so so much fun..greedy girl.. yes she is... true to the word... don't disappoint and she won't disappoint you... cracking and top notch

*66s (33), Man on 22 July 2023 by Meeting in person:
Lovely lady , pleasure to spend time with, very sexual side to her which I love - lovely to also talk to and socialise with, absolute devil in the bedroom Abel knows what’s she doing…. Gents don’t waste this lady’s time absolute treat

*icardo77 (49), Man on 20 July 2023 by Meeting in person:
Had a delightful social, with this lovely lady. Great company, interesting chat and a pleasure to see her. mwah x

*anticoreXXX (38), Man on 21 March 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met for a drink, very friendly lady. Don't mess her about..

*j1490 (34), Man on 1 September 2021 by Meeting in person:
What can I say other than wow! I’ve had the pleasure of meeting this lovely lady in person. Funny, bubbly and easy going are just a few words to describe this amazing woman and once we got to the bedroom her Fab name 100% describes her, I could barely keep up. To all men on here be respectful and don’t mess this amazing woman around!!

*oteve (47), Man on 14 February 2021 by Meeting in person:
Elegant and sexy, great company and what a night

*ancGuy4 (38), Man on 14 October 2020 by Meeting in person:
Met this wonderful lady and what a night it was! Messaged and we were both straight up and honest.... guys do not mess this lady around, she is genuine beyond belief and will tell you straight and be as honest as they come. We clicked and had a few drinks, kissing and then up to the bedroom. I do not kiss and tell but this lady knows her body and she certainly knew mine.... I loved making her squirm and begging me to stop.....?? we both enjoyed each other and knew what we liked.... literally no sleep and stil wanted more!! Genuine, sexy, no nonsense, high sex driven fantastic woman! Wow! Be genuine and honest with her and you will be in for an absolute treat!! X

*ookingformore32 (44), Man on 30 August 2020 by Meeting in person:
Met this amazing woman and wow what can I say she blew my mind met as arranged she very sexy and I would really like to meet again xx