I'm here for my pleasure, NOT yours!

Woman in Hemel Hempstead, South East, UK

Joined: 9 weeks ago
Last on: 6 hours ago

Most of you men won't read this but here we go and be warned it's the bitch writing it, not the “innocent” :

I'm single by choice so not seeking romance or any nonsense of this sort…..unless I find you special and fucking epic in bed... but then again it will be a maybe. If I don't reply to you straight away, don't get your pants in a twist and stop trowing your toys out of the pram…..I work full-time, so I'm either busy or your message or profile bored the life out of me. If you send me any sort of abuse or attitude because I didnt reply I'll simply block you. Make a bit of an effort in your message(yes, Hi, I'm fine - i can tell you that now) and attach a face pic as I'm not willing to play “blind date”, there are other places for that. I don't do drugs, I am the drug! So don't ask if I do and don't offer! I don't do cheaters, unless I get the permission of their wife/girlfriend personally!

Looking for sane, CLEAN people who enjoy NSA sex to have good time with. I can't accommodate, but I can travel reasonable distance.

I'm slim, tall and have very short hairstyle (Sinead O'Connor style) so if that's not for you, don’t message and waste my time. Well, that's pretty much the rant over. No-one under 9 inches! Message me if you have the balls for it xxx

43 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Slim
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 27 to 39 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Safe Sex

Verified Genuine Profile

*now (36), Man on 9 March 2025 by Meeting in person:
Meet this gem last night and omg it turned out to be such an amazing night out! She’s sexy, fiery with a perfect body! I would say don’t miss the opportunity , this gorgeous woman is one you don’t want to let her go??

*omnHotSub (43), Couple on 19 January 2025 by Meeting in person:
Known this firecracker for many years and she is fucking awesome. Glad she finally joined fab and dont mess her around if she decides to meet you as you wont get a second chance. Advice: DO NOT MEET HER if you are easily offended snowflake with non excising sense of humour. DO MEET HER if you are looking for good banter and you can keep up with her in the bedroom! Will catch up again for few drinks soon Lucy ;) Z&L

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