If you say so ....duhhh

Woman in Glasgow, Scotland, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

Guess people like the fact that I have a great sense of humour, a razor sharp wit, I am incredibly compassionate, highly intelligent and am extremely proficient at disarming C4 based explosive devices. Oh and lest I forget: being incredibly modest. When I'm not so far up my own backside I can't see daylight anymore, I enjoy laughing at the terminally hard of thought,finding new and previously unheard of reasons not to eat chocolate and talking to the few people that deserve an extended stay on this planet. Ok I have been on here over 9 years I've heard ,Seen it all. Am I a swinger no I don't think so I'm a realist and enjoy sex well I think I still do. It's been soo long .,.Treat me like a cunt you will get the same back ...touche,,Happy fucking!!

YUMIEEEEE

50 years old, Straight

5'7" 170cm
Slim
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 41 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Safe Sex

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*aughty treats (45), Man on 4 February 2022 by Meeting in person:
Was lucky enough to meet this stunning lady many, many years ago on an old profile. We messaged for months, spore on webcam many times and I’m so glad we did because it was the most amazing meet. It involves a nice bottle of champagne! She is beautiful, good company and electric in bed. X

*uagga79 (45), Man on 16 December 2019 by Webcam:
had a laugh with this lady tonight. definitely lives up to her profile name. very funny and irreverent too x

*oluptuary2 (42), Man on 23 September 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met this stunning girl a long time ago, classy gorgeous and one of the finest on fab

*lasgowjim1 (47), Man on 3 August 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met up with this very sexy girl , we had a great chat and gave her a nice massage , can’t wait to see her again , a very genuine beautiful woman x

*cottish guy 199 (43), Man on 16 September 2018 by Meeting in person:
I have known this lady for a while allways great fun and knows how to please treat her good guys can't wait till next time x

*allandfun (46), Man on 7 September 2018 by Webcam:
Great on cam. One of the best on here for sure. Def finished happy x

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