Want the holy grail

Woman in Portsmouth, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

*No meets at present due to lockdown so please don’t ask*

Where do I start? I'm single but have family commitments so I cannot sneak you in for a quick fuck. Please don’t ask if you can, it’s an instant turn off & I will block you. I do however get some weekends free. Been single for a few years now & although I'm not looking for a relationship, I'd like to find someone to spend the odd weekend with.

I'm clean & very respectful. I don't have any face pics due to my work but can send them on request. I love to laugh & have a wicked, sometimes filthy sense of humour. I dont take myself or life to seriously. I'm not easily shocked as in a previous life I was a holiday rep. I like to have a bit of a conversation & spelling is a thing... Knowing the difference between your shit & if you’re shit is something I notice.

I like most things sexually. But bodily functions are a no! Previous relationships have been very vanilla so I now like to explore my sexuality. Message to find out more but please do not be offended if I don't reply. I'm generally not a rude person but unless something catches my eye, I might not reply! I don’t think I have a type but tend to go for either bald or dark haired guys. There also has to be some kind of initial attraction from your face pic. Apologies if that sounds tremendously shallow but I’d rather be honest from the start. I have to fancy the guy I’m fucking. And that’s the shit deal for you guys as in real life you may look different than in a picture. If you’re going to abuse me for my honesty I will just block you. I’m done with time wasters too!!

If you’re still reading, fucking hell you deserve e medal :-) Happy safe swinging to you all. Bring on the fun!!!

Katie

49 years old, Straight

5'4" 163cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings