Man looking for women, couples

Man in Wicklow, Wicklow, Ireland

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 week ago

I am a 44 year old straight man and I'm looking to meet women, couples.

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

If you are from an Educational Institution using this or any fabswingers site or its associated sites for projects, or an INDEPENDANT INDIVIDUAL out to gather information - you have permission to suck on my Cock !If you OR ANY OF MY ASSOCIATES use any of my/our profile or pictures in any form or forum, both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my/our privacy and will be subject to legal action.And a good spanking and shaggin.And maybe a hot poker up your arse !!! If your lucky ! This also applies to any other group or motherfucker who copies or removes any of my photos or text for any purpose and you can come and and i will fuck you up the ass without written consent.

How do ya like those apples ???

Howitzer

46 years old, Straight

5'9" 175cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

Friends

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