Looking for some fun

Man in Teddington, Greater London, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 15 hours ago

Apparently my profile doesn't give enough context as to why the fuck I'm on here so might as well explain and hopefully write something chuckle-some in the process.

I am up for anything as long as its done with safe and clean people, 1/4 people have STD's so I wanna be clean but have fun.

I am happy to do stuff with guys as well as women, but lads don't expect me to just bend over in front of you, lube my ass up and ride your dick, unfortunately I am a 'top' with guys and if that turns any one off then "lol soz m8".

As you can see by my interests I'm up for most things, but let me explain the things I don't have ticked and why:

Cross-Dressing: I personally don't CD but got nothing against people who do, but at least be slightly convincing, if you want to look like a woman at least put some fucking effort into it.

Gangbangs: I do not see how this can be enjoyable for ANYONE, Straight, Gay or anywhere in between, having a bunch of erect penises around your face, two in your pussy, two in your ass (DP but 2 Dicks 1 Hole, there's probably a video out there on it) and a bunch of lads trying to shove their cocks in a lass's mouth, 2 penises including mine is enough for me.

Phone sex: You have to be kidding me, instead of calling someone and wanking whilst dirty talking, dirty talk in person whilst having sex, Jesus H. Fuck, use your phone like everyone else on here to get laid, the main purpose of why we are all on this fucking website, get yourself a pussy or an ass to cum inside instead of talking on the phone like "Hey what you weariiiiiing?", corny and no, nien, nej, niet, capiche?

No age limit on me, firm believer of Free Love and embracing every body, with ultimate pleasure, once they are of legal age to be on sites like this.

Any questions, SLIIIIIIIDE into my DM's.

Happy Fabbing and have fun!

UPDATE: Please, if you want to meet, I would be a good idea to start a conversation instead of saying "Nice body", "You're fit", "Fill me ass" whatever...start a fucking conversation! 4/20 friendly

26 years old, Bisexual

5'10" 178cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Webcams, Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Soft Swing, SM, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, DP, Dogging, Cybersex, Blindfolds, Anal

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