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Man in Leeds, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 hours ago

Professional, articulate, humorous gent. looking for a lovely lady for some discreet adventures.

Sounds like all you ladies out there are getting peppered with willie piccies. If you need shelter, follow me and I'll take you to safety. I have a strict rule to not greet people with my todger. Unless they're about to fall off a building.

Not sure why you special folks are trying to speak to Sydney University.. Or why you think they're reading your profile. It's kind of like when older family members try to complain on their own Facebook wall, without actually tagging the company in it. Slight turn off if I'm being nit picky. OK, I'll calm down, I'll calm down.

Whoops, I've dribbled on a bit. No, I'm not a huge bell end, and I won't ask you to quote 'sausages', just to prove you've committed fully to absorbing my incredibly special profile.

Much like a few of you, I'm not looking for notches on my bed post. I dont have any bed posts.. Looking more for a friend. A very good friend. If you catch my drift. Something a little longer lasting that involves trust.

That got deep..

.. That's what she said.

OK I'm off.

Thanks then.

NB: forgive me if I'm a little shy at sending you a face pic on my first message to you. With the subject title 'yes, I literally bored myself to death reading your rant'. When all there is to go on, are pictures of your feet.. You get the picture.

I'm legitimately real and will quite happily prove this via a call/facetime.

It's just I have professional job, so need to retain some discretion.

Why are all my winks from men? :(

Hector

34 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Women
Aged from 30 to 65
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Blindfolds, DP, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex

Verified Genuine Profile

*urvyKinkyLacy (45), Woman on 26 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of meeting this fine specimen of a man. Absolutely amazing meet. Great personality suppose he’s got a good sense of humour and the looks to match. He certainly stands by his words. Loved his clown shoes. The shovel he bought wasn't intimidating at all. Happy little meet. See you again soon. X

*ersistent Vixen (36), Woman on 16 July 2023 by Meeting in person:
What a lovely evening did I have with this gentleman! Started with a social and had a proper laugh, he’s funny and sarky. Back at mine he made sure, in many ways, I was left satisfied. Handsome and really good fun (bonus if you like moustaches!) xx

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