Smutty couple from the Midlands, looking good times and great company

Couple in Birmingham, West Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

Note: After a massive influx of messages, we're unlikely to reply if you send us a quick, mostly meaningless message ("hi" "hi how are you?" "hi ask me anything" "hi, meet tonight?"), we're really interested in personalities, people and filthy experiences, so talk to us.

She's -Spanky- and he's Vestra, together we're a smutty couple from the Midlands, often found loitering at various events in and around Birmingham and Nottingham. We've both been into kink for a good while and have been lucky enough to have had all sorts of great adventures over the years.

Her

Depending on who she's with / where she's at, -Spanky- identifies as a hedonist, masochist, rope bunny, bottom, sub, pet, brat and all-round kinkster. In her own words; "I’m a sensual whore…I’m at my happiest when it looks, smells, sounds, tastes and feels good all at the same time". She's very greedy. She's bisexual and loves the company of male or female tops/doms, riggers, and fellow deviants alike, or just getting slutty with the right guys and girls.

Him

Vestra identifies as a dominant/top, and, for several years, was operating as a professional dominant. He has now retired to a quieter life of running workshops, private tuition and general personal depravity.

He's straight and enjoys playing with sub/bottom girls but can enjoy primal roughness with the right person.

What we're looking for

Friendship - We have made lots of great connections in the Midlands scenes we frequent but are always up for meeting new and interesting people.

Experiences and events - Always on the lookout for new events and experiences to try, be them locally, or nationally.

Filth and fun - We enjoy playing with others be that as a couple or separately. We're open to sexual play /non-sexual play/ rope (well, she is. He's shit at it) / swinging, foursomes or moresomes or anything in between. If the idea of something interesting and awesome with both of us or just one of us tickles your pickle, then please send us a message. Potentially speaking, we're open to all scenarios, whether that's single men and women, other couples, or, if you're throwing a super-hot orgy and would like us to add a touch of mischief, then give us a shout!

Our rules

Rule 1 (of life): don't be a dick - Period.

No drama, no llamas - Self-explanatory really. We don’t find drama or exciting and we don’t give a flying crap about gossip. We are happy, honest and straightforward people, and for us, this is all about fun and adventures, not adding unnecessary stress and hassle to our or anybody else’s lives.

As a couple vs solo - As we’ve said; we're open to playing together as a couple, or separately. Great communication is paramount to us and we talk through all potential play thoroughly and 100% transparently. If either one of us is not comfortable with an arrangement, it's not going to happen.

Chemistry - it's key - Without it, it's very unlikely anything is going to happen, no matter how hot the proposition is.

Contacting us

Both of us read the mail from this account, so drop us a message. We're not the speediest repliers, but we will get back to you. Especially if you're awesome. Which we're sure you are =)

Vestra

38 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Spanky

37 years old, Bisexual

5'9" 175cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys

Verified Genuine Profile

*nika 555 (37), Woman on 18 April 2020 by Meeting in person:
What can I say, I’ve played with this couple a LOT, and continue to do so on a regular basis. They’re welcoming, both HOT! Intelligent and fun to be around whether it’s for drinks and filth or for filth and drinks. Spanky has a gorgeous figure and an amazing arse, she’s every inch seductive, silly and squirty. Vestra is skilled in many areas of kink both physically and verbally which shows. He’s respectful, responsible (where it counts) and a downright wrongen. His member doesn’t understand the concept of downtime which meant our superb MFFF at New Years left every single one of us satisfied. If you do meet with these guys, make sure you don’t have anything to do the next day, as once it starts the sun will be coming up before you know it.

*inkedInk (52), Couple on 14 November 2019 by Meeting in person:
This lovely couple joined us at our last KinkedInk event at Xtasia, great people to chat too and looked fantastic. Was great to see you enjoying the night on the dance floor, thanks for helping us make a great event, hopefully see you in January Paul & Caz XxX

*inkyTink_Sixes666 (43), Couple on 11 November 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met this friendly couple at the kinked ink event at Xtasia on Saturday. Got a chance to chat socially towards the end of the evening, after Mrs was put through her paces and spanked for all to see on the dance floor. lovely to meet you guys xx

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