Let's chat. Really I couldn't muck chatting up that much could I???

Man in Antrim, Northern Ireland, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

What can I say that has not been said before.

Heres my shot of what I am about.

Northern irish

Terrible comedian

5ft 10in – perfect big spoon

Father of 1

Good cook

Animal Lover - of stuffed teddy bears

Winner of a beauty contest in monopoly

Owner of car

Can not whistle

Gym goer - hard work keeping dad bod

Spider killer

Hot country regular

Best hair where I work

Complete bad boy. I'm bad at everything.

Reviews:

5 Stars: A perfect gentleman – my mum

5 Stars: Made 50 Shades of Grey seem as tame as the Teletubbies – my ex

5 Stars: So sweet – Mark best mates mum

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47 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Can accommodate
Can travel

Adult Parties, Anal, Cuckolding, Cybersex, Dogging, Phone Sex, Safe Sex, Separate Room Swapping, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Voyeurism