The Pursuit of Hap P. Enis

Man in Long Beach, California, USA

Joined: 6 weeks ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

Married white male, 60, 5'8", 150 lbs with brown hair and blue eyes. Intelligent, creative, artistic, benevolent soul with a wicked sense of humor and an insatiable appetite for fun and pleasure.

Now for those with a sense of humor, please enjoy:

THE PURSUIT OF HAP P. ENIS

Hello, my name is Professor Harry P. Enis but my friends call me "Hap". The majority of my life has been dedicated to the study of Genitology, particularly the interactions between the male fleshy appendage commonly referred to as the penis, and the exquisitely designed, awe inspiring female orifice surrounded by labial folds known as the vagina. After many years of extensive research and exhaustive experimentation, the evidence would seem to indicate that by strategically inserting the former into the latter, one can create heightened sensations of extreme pleasure and euphoria, resulting in an explosive discharge of seminal fluid and vaginal secretions. However, the data is not all in. Therefore, as a personal sacrifice, I am donating my own fleshy appendage (purely in the interest of science, of course) and need volunteers. Anyone possessing a vagina is strongly encouraged to contact our organization, the Founders Of Respected National Institutes Concerning Adult Training Exercises or our University chapter, Campus Organization to Prepare Undergraduates for Life And The Essentials. All volunteers will be treated with the utmost dignity and respect in what promises to be a very fulfilling experience. All of us here at F.O.R.N.I.C.A.T.E. and C.O.P.U.L.A.T.E. are firmly committed to understanding every facet of this phenomenon and will work tirelessly until everyone is fully satisfied with the results. Thank you for your consideration.

P.S. Pics of said vaginas and/or their owners are welcome but not mandatory.

Hap

60 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women TV/TS
Aged from 28 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Threesomes, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Oral, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Dogging, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

Friends

leche (37), Man
Deborah (60), Woman