PLEASE READ THE PROFILE!!

Man in Ayrshire/aberdeen, Scotland, UK

Joined: 3 months ago
Last on: 1 hour ago

Back after a 6 month break, if you recognise me please get in touch and kindly re-verify, I’ll reciprocate.

I’ve been on and off of this site a few times over the last 4 years since my divorce.

I have had some amazing experiences with single females, couples, and small groups alike, and have learned a lot of valuable and positive lessons along the way…..and want to continue!

I am at a stage now where I want to use those valuable lessons to find a life partner, a soulmate….a long term partner in crime.

I want to move forward with the right person with a view to sharing a swinging lifestyle together.

It will take time, trust, compersion (look it up if you haven’t heard of it) and a very positive and exciting connection.

Yes I know this isn’t a dating site, and I’m not treating it as such. Instead I’m using this site as an opportunity maker.

Now….I have patience as I know this will take time, and I’m certainly not desperate because I know my person IS out there!!

I want to find a beautiful, sexually positive, like-minded woman who can match my values as well as my needs.

I am willing to wait for ‘the one’ and I feel this is the place to find that person.

Meanwhile I’m happy to play on a NSA basis with couples and single fems whilst I wait. (Let’s be honest, we all have need of intimacy and excitement)

I am a confident, emotionally mature, secure and intelligent man. I have a high sex drive (which I’m not ashamed of). I’m kinky, VERY open minded, and a lot of fun.

So my plan in the meantime (whilst I wait for fate to deal its hand) is as follows:

COUPLES:

I have met with couples in my time on here and had a fantastic time playing with them. I have admired their connection and dynamics (and hope to find the same one day….have had couples profiles on my own in the past…..but to no avail) helped them fulfill many a fantasy, and had a fantastic time along the way!

(Please understand guys that I’m not out to try steal your woman….far from it!)

I’m happy to continue meeting solid, genuine couples in the meantime whilst on my search as it’s something I really enjoy and learned a lot from.

But please, don’t treat me like a man who’s not been there…I’ve had more than one couples profile on here in the past, so I’ve been both sides of the fence….please respect that.

SINGLE FEMALES:

This is the important one!!!!

I am happy to safely meet single fems for whatever dynamic takes their (and my) fancy.

I’ll happily be a one off, a FWB or FB, someone to help realise certain fantasies, and even be a chaperone (and participate) at sex clubs, parties etc, as long as it’s fun, positive, and there is an understanding.

BUT…I want ‘the one’, and she is out there, and hopefully this person will present themselves (probably when I least expect it!)

I will know her when I find her, and I’m willing to bide my time. In the meantime I’ll happily play with NSA until someone proves their worth!

But PLEASE if you have some need for validation, have an unhealthy relationship style, or feel in some way you are entitled, please pass me by! I have standards, I am happy in my own company, doing my own thing, and leading a happy life! I have discernment and standards, and by no means desperate…….so, please be genuine! I have no regard for time waisters or immaturity.

EVERYONE:

Happy to social….happy to meet….happy to travel (love driving, love visiting new places)….happy to communicate in whatever way is convenient.

Give me a message if you’ve interested, be great to have a chat and see what you’re looking for, and if you have read this far please include- “Popping Pineapples” at the beginning of your message so I know you’ve read my profile.

Happy fabbing everyone…

Guy x

Guy

45 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Verified Genuine Profile

*assy123 (38), Woman on 27 January 2025 by Meeting in person:
After many nights of annoying this lovely man with my ridiculous questions on everything fab amd more, we finally decided a wee social was called for. Both promised to be on best behaviour but once the conversation got flowing we both knew that would be a hard task. Fantastic Sunday afternoon spent with an absolute gentleman, hot and steamy! I look forward to seeing you again soon xxx

*attooed A and A (50), Couple on 19 January 2025 by Webcam:
We booked yesterday the dungeon in Glasgow and spent absolutely naughty time with Guy on video call. We have felt very comfortable, wild and sexy. Our room got steamy very quickly?????? We enjoyed that time, because even through camera Guy is such a respectful, kind and crazy sexy person!!! Looking forward to meet him in person in few days (yes, we think we are true FWB now :) )

*iscreet40! (42), Woman on 6 January 2025 by Meeting in person:
Well what can i say about this one…after a long overdue catch up…this naughty one had my knickers off in minutes…and showed me exactly what ive been missing…brings our naughty and filthy fun to the max! Why i didnt get thrown out of the hotel for the mess and noise i made ive no idea! Ladies this man can fuck! Counting down the time till we meet again…??xx

*attooed A and A (50), Couple on 1 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
We couldn’t expect more fun, naughty&sexy time with Guy! This is exactly what we need in our lifestyle - amazing interaction with intelligent, beauty/handsome and sexy people. Like Guy - we have spent great time at the restaurant and then pub, we were laughing a lot and we knew we have many common things to talk about. And then we had such a great, sexy time at the hotel!!!! That was our first date with him and we were kinda stressed before - we shouldn’t! Not at all! First of all Guy is a gentleman. And at the same time he is such a naughty-naughty boy! He showed us some new spicy things and we really like it! Funny, sexy and respectful ??Yeah, that was brilliant time together and we are looking for next date with Guy ??

*llie947 (47), Woman on 29 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Confident, intelligent and thoroughly nawty. This guy puts in the work and delivers. Pushed some boundaries but always deserving of trust and responsive to wants and needs. On a site of fakes and flakes he’s reliable and knows his business. Climax to climax and beyond, he’s on it. Only SEPA track more localised floods! Soaked bed never felt so good xx treat yourselves folks and this gem well

*attooed A and A (50), Couple on 4 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
I’ve meet Guy today for a cuppa and what I can say is I don’t really know what can I say?? It’s just because I felt so comfortable with this smart, handsome and such a funny (also sexy) man!!!! I almost missed my next appointment today, because time flew by!! I’m glad Vampyr could meet Guy just for a minute (during work), and now we both are sure we want to spend with this gentleman more time and have more fun:) Hope see you soon:)

*imeeAyr (34), Woman on 3 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
How could I have not known this guy before now? Last minute social meet that will definitely lead to so much more naughty fun in future. I'm really looking forward to seeing this respectful yet naughty gentleman again ?????? thank you for today ?? x

*eebopeep (51), Woman on 31 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Well it had been a while but some things just get better. Pushes all the boundaries in a very fun way, hot, sexy and knows what he is doing, see you soon xx

*xcited CoupleXXX (53), Couple on 28 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Meet this great guy many times and now class him as a friend. Always respectful and great fun to be around. We have no hesitation in recommending him and look forward to our next encounter !!!!!!!

*irefly30 (48), Woman on 25 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this fun, hot guy on his old profile. He came over to mine for some afternoon sexy fun and left me in a state of dishevellment!!! Very naughty, horny and dirty in all the right ways and great fun to be around! Don't miss the chance to meet him, you certainly won't be disappointed!

*llie947 (47), Woman on 24 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this delicious deviant on previous profile. Yes he delivers. Smart, funny, and easy going. Met solo first then with partner and he’s comfortable in both scenarios. Had a lot of fun and can’t wait to get reacquainted xx

*iscreet40! (42), Woman on 24 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Well what can i say about this one…..gorgeous…fun..naughty…the list goes on…genuine lovely guy that will see to all your needs and more! Def one of fabs best….if we stayed closer i dont think id be sharing him. Enjoy him girls!x

*eebopeep (51), Woman on 21 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
One of fabs best, good to see you back. Still remember very fondly the very kinky wonderful things you did to me. Good luck on the next quest.

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