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Man in Wishaw, Scotland, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 days ago

Imagine Indiana Jones , minus the snakes and slightly less impressive hat collection. That's basically me. I can navigate my way to horny females with the same gusto as uncharted jungles with my whip on hand. My biggest conquest yet involves conquering a stubborn toaster. So I am man who's up for any spontaneous adventure, no muff is too tough. If thats is your thing then message me right away. I will conquer your mountains, activate your flood gates and take you to to that place you crave.

I have collected the title " The postman" No I do not work at Royal Mail, that title has been given simply because I always deliver.

I am not gay so guys please stop messaging as I do not want my dick sucked by someone who has a meat and two veg. However if you do want me to service your parter whilst you watch well....that is a different conversation to be had.

Prefer females that like a crack and can look after themselves but that doesn’t mean I want stick insects..far from it..... I much prefer chips to french fries anyday but....there is a line.

So hopefully this makes sense to all you fillies and mares. What are we waiting for, let’s start fabbing.....

Gunny

44 years old, Straight

6'3" 191cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Watersports, Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Oral, Group Sex, Blindfolds, Adult Parties

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