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Man in Tilbury, Greater London, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 days ago

Name: Vlad The Impaler (but you can call me V)

Age: I lost count a few centuries ago, but let's just say I'm older than your great-great-great-grandfather.

Occupation: Nightlife enthusiast

Bio: Hey there, I'm V! I'm a modern vampire who loves to spend my nights exploring the city, listening to live music, and indulging in the finer things in life (blood being one of them). When I'm not out and about, you can usually find me lounging in my coffin, catching up on some reading (Dracula is a classic, but I'm currently into Twilight), or binge-watching the latest vampire shows on Netflix.

Likes: Moonlit strolls, red wine (or any red liquid, really), sharp fangs, bats, and a good garlic-free meal.

Dislikes: Sunlight (not a fan of that sparkling nonsense), wooden stakes, garlic (sorry, Italian food lovers), and bad dental hygiene (come on, flossing is important).

Looking for: Someone who shares my thirst for adventure, has a great sense of humor, and doesn't mind a little neck-biting from time to time. Bonus points if you have your own coffin (it's always nice to have a backup).

Disclaimer: I'm a fictional character and not actually a vampire (I think?). Please don't take this profile too seriously, but feel free to message me if you're looking for a good time (and don't mind a little bit of blood).

34 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Women
Aged from 21 to 60
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

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