Real people enjoying life with other real people

Couple in Wantage, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 15 minutes ago

This is us!

WE WON’T WASTE YOUR LIFE, PLEASE DON’T WASTE OURS. #BeReal*

WE BOTH have access to this profile. SORRY, but WE DONT have KIKBook, SnapTok, WhatsTube or participate in any kind of VIRTUAL SEX. This seems a perfectly good platform to us and we are happy to support it.

MEET THE GRENDELS

SHE is also Noangel1975, where SINGLE guys can message endlessly, should they so desire that kind of thing. #BePolite

SHE is a BBW, size 22-24, with big boobs, a big bum and wobbly bits. If this isn't for you, we are not offended. #HaveRespect

SHE has a few BI-tendencies that happily creep in, but perhaps not enough to list her as BI-CURIOUS. She KNOWS what she wants.

SHE has a gorgeous arse, and it holds a handprint beautifully.

HE’s NOT BI-ANYTHING!!! NOT EVEN in the slightest. He KNOWS what he is.

WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR?

WE have our own dynamic and that works for us. HE is NOT looking for a new submissive nor SHE another Dom. Submission is earned and given with TRUST and RESPECT. It is NOT taken*.

*Christian Gray visited the Shadowlands and the real Doms laughed him out of the club. #FiftyShadesOfShite

WE ARE INTERESTED however, in learning about you as people before we play with you, simply because we want to make sure we are compatible. What the limits are. We want to make sure we can all have fun. #Communication.

We have openly posted our faces and this is recent. IF you wish to talk to us, SEND a FACIAL picture. This isn’t blind date! #BeHonest. **

Please don’t send a friends request without talking to us first. They will just be deleted and you will never know how things may have turned out.

We can’t always accommodate at our home, but we often play from nearby hotels, however this has to work around our working lifestyle.

ARE WE KINKY?

Sex doesn’t have to conform to society’s standards to be SANE. It doesn’t have to be slow and tender to be SAFE. And it doesn’t have to be free of leather cuffs to be CONSENSUAL.

RESPECT

The only way we can manage to play nicely together is if there is respect for each other; for each other’s kinks, relationships and limits. We don’t have to enjoy your style of kink to respect you or to respect your right to practice your kink as you see fit. We don’t even have to find you personally attractive to be civil to you or to exercise good manners when interacting with you. It really all boils down to what we learned in primary school. PLAY NICE! It shouldn’t be that hard.

VERY IMPORTANT: We dislike ANY type of drugs. We trust that you will respect our limits.

** If your first message, after reading all this is ‘Hey’ or ‘Hi, how are you?’ - you did not read a damn thing. - DELETE!

Sydney University.... what the hell, make us famous!!!

Mr Grendel

56 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Mrs Grendel

49 years old, Straight

5'2" 157cm
Large
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 20 to 56 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Voyeurism

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*bony mr Grey (40), Man on 1 May 2022 by Meeting in person:
Was lucky to meet this couple socially and i felt a little star struck as I've been hoping to meet them! I wanted to introduce myself but felt a little awkward to mention where i knew them before. i sucked it and thought it's now or never. They made me feel at ease instantly. I look forward to more meetings soon. D is even more pleasing to the eye in person. P has great sense of humour. Thank you for making my day

*rnice246 (33), Man on 23 August 2021 by Meeting in person:
Lovely couple, met up for a drink and chat hopefully be meeting up soon for some fun

*exyhunk796 (35), Man on 10 November 2019 by Meeting in person:
met these beautiful sexy couples lastnight,it was like meeting old friends,Mrs was dressed up for the occasion n was absolutely amazing n knows how to handle a big cock too i was left a very happy man,top genuine people,definitely looking fwd to round 2

*isterem (32), Man on 30 October 2019 by Meeting in person:
A lovely couple who are easy to get on with. She was dressed in sexy attire & was ready to go as soon as I got there, and what a fun time it was. Very horny and doggy style is the one :)

*urious_Coupl3 (53), Couple on 10 October 2019 by Meeting in person:
A lovely social was had with this lovely couple :-) so easy going and lots of laughs.

*issscumalot (56), Woman on 7 October 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely friendly couple at the oxford social. They are lovely couple and worth a chat. Mix well with people at the social.

*ifferentisgood (45), Man on 6 October 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple last night at a social. Down to earth and really nice people. A real pleasure

*xonman53 (60), Man on 6 October 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met this great couple at the Oxford social. Hope to see more of them!!

*inks_apey (41), Couple on 6 October 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met this gorgeous couple at Oxford social last night. Had a great laugh, easy to chat too. Looking forward to seeing both again kinks and apey xx

*aucy tigger (55), Woman on 6 October 2019 by Meeting in person:
It was a pleasure to meet this lovely couple at the Oxford social. Attractive and funny and I look forward to seeing you both again xx

*hiterabbit6 (57), Couple on 6 October 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met this gawjuss couple at the Oxford social last, absolutely lovely to chat to, so friendly and easy going, would love to see you again soon T x

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