Harley and Bane

Couple in Medford, Oregon, USA

Joined: 4 weeks ago
Last on: 4 weeks ago

This is a long profile, but it’s not boring, and if your attention span can’t handle it in one go, well, bookmark it for later. Our profile is designed to inform and entertain, and to (in a way) screen out those who aren’t into who we are or what we offer. We require up to date face pics before meeting. Recent G or PG body pics are helpful. We are meticulous in keeping pics in rotation that are representative of us. Now, on to the fun!

First, the about us: We will be moving to South Oregon soon (will be there by 11-8). Need some locals there to show us where the fun stuff is in the Rogue Valley and surrounding area. We would pay in Skittles, origami swans, bubble gum (the good stuff), or wild sex (also the good stuff). Free Motorbunny rides are also an option.

We prefer events, clubs, and bars to meet up with people. Vanilla restaurants are not somewhere we like to meet up--we're going to come across as uptight and filtered in that setting, because it is structured for vanillas and families. You can't start a fire in the rain, right?

We are both introverts who require drinks to loosen up. But even then, we aren’t big on talking endlessly. Let’s talk enough to get a feel for one another, and then strike while the iron is hot. We have no problems leaving one party to start a better party in the bedroom.

About Harley Quinn?????: She's the Gemini. She's got (at least) two personalities. One is shy and reserved, constrained by what others may think of her--that's the Angel on the Streets. One is uninhibited and outgoing, sexual and carefree--that's the Devil in the Sheets. Once the right drinks are flowing and the right music is going, she slowly (or quickly!) starts to change from one to the other. (Watermelon margaritas and 90s hip-hop, for the win.) Oh, and she has a party bush unlike anything you’ve ever seen. And piercings galore.

Why the name Harley: She can be random, but she is always fun. She likes to tease, but won’t leave you hanging. She is looking only for fun and excitement. She loves Harley Quinn from the SSquad movies. If she majors in Harley, then she minors in Poison Ivy (intoxicating and addictive).

The letter V: Video Vamp. Vixen. Vivacious. Voluptuous (hourglass curves). The Voices (that's not what they said). Known to be quite Vexing. aka Viridiana. Pretty Little V (on the toktik).

About Bane?????: He's the Tiger. Comfortable with his stripes and typically watching from afar until the right moment to act (and don't worry--he always goes through the husband first). Like Harley changing from Angel to Devil, he will change from blending in to standing out once a woman catches his attention--and he isn't drawn to just any woman. For him, respect and kindness are crucial. He can be soft and gentle or powerful and dominant--just let him know what you are craving (that your man is comfortable with, of course).

Why the name Bane: He is quiet and methodical, focused on his goals. He radiates an aura of confidence and power, which is a two edged sword. He wants to make sure no one disrespects his queen, but it also makes him (us?) seem unapproachable. If he majors in Bane, then he minors in The Joker (TDK, witty and sarcastic).

The letter V: Venerous Viking. Valhallelujah. Visual. Voracious (could spend hours eating the V). Vafrous. V-shaped. Vidi vici veni. Villainous (will burn the world to please or save his queen). Verbose!

Donovan

52 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Viridiana

46 years old, Bisexual

5'7" 170cm
Slim
Non smoker
Regular drinker
Some tattoos
More than 5 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 30 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Same Room Swapping, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes