BBW seeks cuddly chunky dad bod :)

Woman in Grays, Greater London, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 hour ago

I’m a 1000% straight single BBW and my pics show my body shape. It’s fine if thats not your thing, but no judgment please! I’m no supermodel lol but I am fussy. It’s crazy how some people on here expect people to be dressed, made up ready and waiting for a fuck 24/7….we all have lives and we all have days where we just can’t be bothered.

Bit of a long list but these are things I’m NOT into:

- Women (single or part of a couple) or crossdressing/transexual men

- Lorry drivers wanting some fun (in the back of their lorry or otherwise) while they’re parked up somewhere

- Guys with massive dicks (most of them usually are massive dicks unfortunately)

- Guys who are married / in relationships or who are young enough to be my son (cringe!)

- Guys who live outside of London/Essex

- Black/Asian/Indian Guys

- Anal/pegging/rimming

- Dogging

- Throat fucking (I like face fucking and would never want a dick shoved down my throat)

- Phone / Webcam ‘fun’

- Guys who have no pics / verifications or boring profiles

I have 2 golden rules which are non negotiable:

* I WONT MEET YOU TIL I’M TOTALLY COMFORTABLE WITH YOU

* I WONT HAVE YOU AT MY HOME AND I WONT COME TO YOUR HOME FOR MEETS UNLESS I’VE MET YOU PREVIOUSLY

I’m having to list all these things on here for a reason - NOBODY will be an exception to my rules so don’t bother trying to be! I get that it’s rude to ignore / not to reply to messages, but even the most respectfully declined responses often turn into message tennis and it gets boring.

UPDATE (Sept 2024):

I wana find someone who can help me find my inner slut n fulfil some fantasies:

1. I want a facefuck session complete with a facial off each guy - all while I’m restrained n blindfolded.

2. I want to be tied to a bed/table n be used by multiple guys…all of them taking turns to fuck my pussy and mouth, while playing with my body and testing my limits.

3. I really wana try CNC - maybe combine it with all 1 n 2 on my list?

Hopefully I can find a genuine guy to help me organise all this while ensuring I’m kept safe n well looked after during and after whatever might happen.

If you’ve read this far, you’ll know my fave colour is red - make sure you put that in your message subject!

Funshine14

49 years old, Straight

5'6" 168cm
Large
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings