Looking for lions in a circus full of clowns…….

Woman in Essex, Greater London, UK

... " - what’s the appeal, for women and men??". 2 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: online now!

I’M LOOKING FOR A CHUNKY MONKEY FWB WHO CAN HELP ME MAKE SOME OF MY WILDEST FANTASIES A REALITY.

Sorry guys but if you’re slim build then you’re not for me at all so please don’t be offended if I ignore / delete / block you and your message/s.

Also, I’ve taken a lot of time writing my profile to make sure all you’d wana know about me and what I like or am into is made really clear - so if you do message me and it’s clear you haven’t bothered reading what I’ve written then, again, please don’t be offended if I ignore / delete / block you and your message/s.

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If you’re female, married or in a relationship, bisexual or crossdresser, into swinging/dogging, role play, phone/webcam fun or pic sharing then please please please please pass me by!!! Also if you live miles from London/Essex then it’s pointless chatting, cos the chances of a meet are zero - I don’t care how regularly you visit my area!

If you fit into any of the categories above your messages will be ignored and deleted, even blocked if you persist. I’m here for real meets, to see n feel the goodies, not read ‘A day in the life of me n my penis’ lol

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Also - VERY IMPORTANTLY - I can’t accommodate and I’m not able to travel too far from home, I have responsibilities here and so need to stay as local as possible for any meets.

A bit about me: I’m 1000% straight n single - I expect you to be the same. I’m a working mum so my free time is limited - all meets have to be planned! Just a few points to keep in mind after conversations I’ve had on here -

* I WONT EVER accommodate or come to yours for a first meet! I won’t do outdoors or car/vehicle meets either so please don’t ask me to. Hotels are best for me (I don’t mind contributing to the cost if I can).

* I don’t ‘dress up’ for meets, I’m not dressy and don’t have an array of outfits/underwear. Its all guna come off during a meet anyway!

* I’m happy to swap phone numbers once we’ve chatted a while but I’m 50 not 15, so I don’t use snapchat/kik/telegram - it’s either WhatsApp or we stay chatting here.

WISHLIST:

(February 2025)

I wana try n embrace my inner slut so I’m looking for a genuine guy to help me organise all the stuff on my wish list for me - all while ensuring I’m kept safe before, during n after…….

1. I want a mouth-fuck session complete with a facial off each guy while I’m restrained n blindfolded. NOTE: I’ve said MOUTH FUCK rather than throat fuck - this is cos I don’t deep throat and I don’t want dicks shoved down my throat under any circumstances.

2. I want to be tied to a bed/table n be used by multiple guys…all of them taking turns to fuck my pussy and mouth, while playing with my body and testing my limits.

3. I really wana try CNC - maybe combine it with all 1 n 2 on my list?

4. An unexpected gangbang where I think I’m meeting one guy n then once I’m restrained n blindfolded other guys come in and take turns on me all filling me with cum

5. I quite like the idea of having my mouth fucked while I’m sat in the shower as you hold the shower head over my face. I’d love to do it handcuffed with a toy buzzing against my clit.

6. I’d love to have a spreader bar on my legs while I’m handcuffed n blindfolded and then have my pussy licked for ages, making me cum hard multiple times.

PS: basic messages like ‘hey’, ‘hello’ or ‘hey sexy’ etc will be deleted - it’s just lazy! Same goes for winks, dick pics and friend invites from people I’ve not spoken to before!

If you’ve read this far, you’ll know my favourite colour is red! ;)

Funshine14

50 years old, Straight

5'6" 168cm
Large
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men
Aged from 40 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Blindfolds, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Safe Sex, SM, Spanking, Threesomes, Toys

Verified Genuine Profile

*an76basildon (48), Man on 18 March 2025 by Meeting in person:
Unexpected meet after work had a great tiime with funshine she’s laid back fun easy to get on with and sexy as fuck can’t wait till next time

*r Wiggleworth (47), Man on 14 March 2025 by Meeting in person:
2 meets in a week I must’ve been good in another life. Fun treated me to an impromptu meet that she had sorted out ( hotel paid for, out fit on, fun laid on bed blindfolded waiting for me ) all I had to do was turn up, cum lots and god did I. Her oral skills are amazing, if fun doesn’t get you cumming with that throat of hers then nothing will. Xx we will meet again and start ticking some more things off her bucket list !

*r Wiggleworth (47), Man on 12 March 2025 by Meeting in person:
Had an amazing time no rushing no pressure we simply enjoyed each others many talents ( would suggest bringing a towel or 2 ). Fun wants to please and she does this very well, her oral skills are next level. She put me at total ease. Gentlemen this lady knows how to please and want she wants, treat her with the respect she deserves and will be in for the time of your life. Fun is a truly Awesome lady whoever gets to meet her is in for an exceptional time.

*oody4u (34), Man on 23 February 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met Funshine14 for an impromptu meet! Really lovely meet! Nothing more amazing than feeling her cum! Awesome to talk too as well! Treat her nicely and she’ll blow your mind!

*igLadKentV3 (39), Man on 15 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Thanks for friend accepting me,you keep missing my messages so il try this way to try get noticed lol.. really wanna chat,please message me back xx

*r orgasms (47), Man on 5 April 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely lady at the last minute after chatting for a few weeks had a amazing time with her and would defo meet her again

*veryinchcounts (50), Man on 18 February 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met Funshine with another guy and she had her 1St Mfm she loved everything second of it enjoying two cocks at the same time she came loads. Until next time hun xx