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Man in Sunderland, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 hour ago

Looking for stress free horny NSA fun with fun loving ladies, maybe to treat like a Princess in the streets and a slut between the sheets, if that's what you like ;-)

About me : I'm stress free and love smiling, laughing, flirting, kissing, licking, sucking and fucking :-) and I'm looking for the same qualities in female form, not much to ask lol. Ideally, someone who can communicate well (i.e. be able to string sentences together) and isn't full of 'Red Flags' (unfortunately I reckon about 95% on here are, so please be in the 5% that aren't lol) and is genuine, has a fun personality and likes to laugh and smile and loves lush horny sex. I can't be arsed if you're one of those types who takes 4 days to reply to a message and then you send 5 words back - f*ck that shizzle and save it for the idiots on here but don't waste both of our time eh ? It goes nowhere and is pointless. I prefer someone who's got 'a bit about them' and can converse to get a real 'connection' going (preferably on the phone) because then the sex is always so much better I find if you've 'clicked upstairs' :-) If you message me, I will reply, even if it's to give a polite no thanks. I wouldn't rule out a relationship either if we like each other and that's the way it goes, then I'll go with the flow, but I'm not expecting to find true love on here lol. Happy hunting you filthy animals and let's get this filthy show on the road because we are a long time dead :-)

N.B. I'M STRAIGHT - NO BLOKES FFS - WHY DO YOU BOTHER I AN'T GONNA START LIKING COCK ANYTIME SOON lol.

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52 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Women
Aged from 24 to 58
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Safe Sex, Role Play, Oral, Blindfolds, Adult Parties

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*oxywomanxx (41), Woman on 15 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
Hi a great meet today was nice to talk to and good kisser. The sex was great had alot of fun would gladly meet again x

*mber666999 (52), Woman on 2 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
So, I was a very lucky lady and got to meet this extremely funny and entertaining man. So, LADIES, if you are wanting to meet an honest and genuine guy, who will be the perfect host and is never short of good conversation, great sex, and fantastic croissants, he's your man. I will definitely be meeting him again, for more fun and frolics on the Sunderland Strip and back at The Hotel Ivanafornia xx

*hell2019 (55), Woman on 2 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this fantastic guy tonight and I don’t even know how to start … funny chilled sweet clever and completely on my wave length .. and that doesn’t even come close to how completely connected we are sexually. Brilliant craic , great laugh and just bloody incredible . From our very first conversation I felt connected to this guy and that connection just built up with every message . I’m not going to give any secrets away bur definitely mind blowing If you are looking for so much more than just a fuck and want an amazing experience give this man a chance .. you won’t be disappointed From the second we met he put me at ease and we were chatting like we’d known each other for years and attraction was immediate.He promised ke a great night and he most certainly delivered , brilliant guy excellent fun highly highly recommended for sure If only there were more like this lovely guy this entire site would be so much more fun and we all be smiling like I am tonight :-)

*ittle miss mayday (51), Woman on 14 August 2018 by Meeting in person:
Well well well. Another tick off my BL a teacher! I didn't have a school uniform, which was a shame, but i did however have a sexy tartan skirt with braces and a cheeky little tie, ladies this guy was a perfect gentleman, a little rough on the nips haha but calmed down when prompted. He had to stop himself from coming a couple of times,bless, a lovely clit sucker(my favourite thing) very passionate and made sure i felt comfortable in every position. Thanks babe for giving me jelly legs mmmwah!

*ucywh (43), Woman on 4 November 2017 by Meeting in person:
Well after chatting for a week or so we discovered that yesterday we were going to be very close so we coordinated lunch breaks and met for a chat, genuine, funny and an all round nice guy! Can't wait to see what develops x

*nicorn91 (33), Woman on 19 February 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met this great guy tonight, he's funny, confident & put me and ease very quickly! All round nice guy with a gorgeous cock! xx

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