Only the good die young….we are BAD!

Couple in Plymouth, South West, UK

Joined: 7 weeks ago
Last on: 1 week ago

SINGLE MALES WHO CANT ACCOMMODATE…..SORRY NO INTEREST

SINGLE MALES WHO CANT ACCOMMODATE…..DONT MESSAGE OR WINK!!!! CLEAR ENOUGH

HAVE NOW FOUND THE FILTER AND BLOCK BUTTONS:-

Under 60 blocked…..no bus pass no interest

FF couples blocked……the mind says yes please, Percy says no

CD/TV blocked …….sorry guys, no Fanny no play.

We are Fucking Pensioners, mature people who are looking for other older people who are not ready for the care home. Now lets face it none of us have the body of our youth, we have lived a life and thanks be there is still more to come. Unless you are a millionaire or deluded you are not looking for a young rampant stud or nubile virgin, but if you shut your eyes that’s the vision your’ll get. Put on those bi focals and Percy looks almost lifelike, take off those bi focals and Fanny is wrinkle free. There are still folk of your era willing and able to enjoy sex.

Youngsters think they invented sex, well how do they think they got here? by stork! Cant imagine Granny and Grandad fucking their way to happiness, well lets change that.

Lost your heating allowance? here is a cost free way to keep warm this winter. Ladies, tits gone south? closer to your fanny for ease of oral stimulation. Gents, not getting stiff? Fanny will leave her teeth out for a softer feel. Bladder weakness? shower with a friend. Lonely? plenty of people want your company...just take your clothes off!

Seriously, we all still have whats needed to make someone else happy, its free and it rubs off.

Percy

74 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Average
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Fanny

74 years old, Straight

5'4" 163cm
Average
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 60 to 99 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports

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