COME AND BE FLERTY'ED

Couple in Ulverston, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 5 months ago

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Hi, and thanks for looking at our profile. We've been off the scene for 15 years (wow) and are just having a nose while we decide if we are coming back. Therefore, all pics etc on here are 15 years old at least (scary huh) .. we aren't meeting at the mo and won't be replying to any messages, but you never know in the near future ... Stay tuned as they say xxx

ABOUT US:

OK, first the shock !!! - WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING for slim, young (under 30 pref), good looking single guys for daytime and evening flerty fun n frolics !!!

Experienced happily married couple, secure, happy with each other so looking for fun together not behind each others back, both professional (work wise anyway). Always open to those new experiences and ideas, and looking for friends / fun along the way.

F (FLERTY) is 5ft 4", slim, blonde hair, shaved, lively, loves to boogie and could flirt for England - oooh yes and if you're lucky and know what to do, a spare towel or two would be handy hee hee !!!!!!

M (HIM) if 6ft, medium build, short dark brown hair, loves a laugh, likes to take his time to make a lady scream with pleasure.

Oh yes, and to clarify as we keep getting asked - we don't play alone, separately or without each other - we are in this as a couple and get as much fun out of watching each other as playing ourselves; and yes condoms are a must - no rubber, no bouncing lol.

SINGLE GUYS - keep reading ..........

WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR :

Obviously horny fun sexy times or we wouldn't be here, but hoping to make more than fuck-buddies.

We are looking for peeps of similar age / build to ourselves who have the same outlook on life (maaaad !!!) - have fun n dont worry hee hee

All the ususal no-no's apply - watersports, furry creatures, waste body fluids (yuk), pain (but a bit of spanking can be fun if turned on !) etc ...

Prefer clean shaven with an emphasis on the word CLEAN !!!

And if you still aren't sure, we still don't play alone or without condoms - nature has a way of winning the battle and the condom is our only defence lol !!!!!

p.s on the furry creatures front, we heard a story once about a hamster and a ... no maybe not on here lol (but we can never look at a Rotastack in the same way again xxx !!!!!!)

Plenty of fantasies stored up in waiting - how and when we act them out will depend on how we feel :-)

Lots of boxes already ticked but we're sure we can find some more hee hee hee xxx

If we haven't thought of it, let us know and we might want to test it out - mmmmmm

SINGLE GUYS - keep reading .....

BISEXUALITY :

FLERTY - Seek and ye shall find :-) the pictures speak a thousand words lol .......

HIM - nope (but seems to spend an obscenely awful lot of time in the company of naked men keeping Flerty happy ha ha ha)

AND FINALLY :

We are very often free to meet WEDNESDAY evenings AND SOME WEEKDAY DAYTIMES so if if a mid-week break from the norm sounds good to you, give us a shout xxx

QUESTION - why is it that there are so few pics of you guys on here ? - come on fella's, some of us ARE ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR YOU but would like to see what is on offer :-) :-) !!!

We can sometimes accommodate but happy to arrange meets at a neutral location or yours - look to get to know someone a bit before the fun begins :-) :-)

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Single guys - if you've got this far, are under 40, slim, reasonably good looking, read the notes below - we (well ok Flerty) likes her 3somes and moresomes (pleeeez she shouts in the background lol) and we are often looking to meet at short notice so please get in touch but you MUST meet the following requirements:

Have a brain as well as a cock - the mind is a major sex organ - if you can't turn that on you've got no hope !

You must ideally be between 20 - 40, clean shaven, slim / medium build - under 30 and you're ticking boxes already lol !!!

If you're happy to play along with other guys present (don't panic we mean all pleasing Flerty not each other) thats also a bonus.

You MUST have clear face pics on your profile or mail them to us when you first make contact. If they are in private tell us, we will reply to your mail so you can add us to friends to see them.

One liners', "CAN I FUCK YOU" or I'VE GOT A BIG COCK" are the quickest way to the delete button - make the effort it's worth it in this game - big sea, plenty of fish (but don't tell the Spanish trawlers) - you're gonna have to impress the ladies if you want to get anywhere !!!!

And just to make sure you've read this far, please put the word GIRAFFE in your email !!

Flerty

54 years old, Bisexual

5'4" 163cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Him

56 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 18 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Soft Swing, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Oral, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Adult Parties

Verified Genuine Profile

*artycple123 (57), Couple on 18 December 2009 by Meeting in person:
can honestly say you wont meet a nicer hornier and dirtier couple than the flertys, we,ve met them loads of times and cant wait for another flerty monday daytime soon they are what swingings all about xxxxxx

*elandjohn (53), Couple on 17 July 2008 by Meeting in person:
Met these guys at their home last night, and what a night it was. Great relaxed conversation with the added bonus of some great fun to follow :)here's to next time :) xxx

*hameleons (64), Couple on 27 July 2007 by Meeting in person:
what can we say about these sexy guys...only that they are very gunuine,hot sexy couple....and boy they made our feathers fly mmmmmm DDnNN

Friends

sken (53), Man
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