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Woman in Bowerham, North West, UK   TickPhoto VerifiedOn mobile site

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago


Well here goes.....

I am no stranger to the "swinging" scene. I have been on this site previously under a different profile but due to a bad experience, I came off the site, but thought that as there are lots of lovely, nice & decent people on this site, I would come back and see how it goes.

Right now for my rules. I don't do pee, poo or pain. I don't do kissing (don't know why, just my choice)& No glovey then no lovey!!!!!!

I'm not perfect but then who is? I certainly don't regard myself as a stunner but what I will promise is a good laugh & socially speaking a fabulous time & if you ever meet me, I can guarantee a good time will be had by all. I love a good chat & am a fan of people who make me giggle. I love that there can be a spark in a conversation that makes you think "Yeah I fancy meeting them"

I don't judge anyone. If your gay, straight, bi, any ethnicity, any size, any "marital" status, large or small, tall or short, young or old, why your on here, what u want to do with your time, just as long as i make sure i treat anyone how I would expect to be treated which is with discretion, respect, with courtesy, decency blah blah.... However I will draw the line at being asked to use a frozen turd of yours as a vibrator (yep I blooming got asked that!!!!)

What do I like about a guy? Well I don't do body hair at all & don't do the word "babe"..... I do not like it when I am asked if I will be your "fuck buddy" or "your partner at clubs" I love social meets as well as sexual encounters....

Couples. Now I will meet couples, but seem to be quite good at picking out "single guys on a couples profile" kind of puts me off & there are some usual phrases that pop up.

Single ladies..... Easy for me to say I know I am one, but again weeding the single guys posing as single females is getting on my very bouncy tits now. To the genuine ones, stay gorgeous!!!!

Basically, I am a good laugh, respectful, courteous, discreet, understanding, I love sex, I love life. I have developed a real thick skin over the last couple of years, I've had to but can sometimes be a little reserved or shy..... I am not a complete "skinny minny" It is more important to be able to hold a conversation & make me laugh. Im certainly not "up" myself. I dont pretend to be something I'm not. What you see is what you get with me. Drop me a line and see how we go....

And to those who are thinking of asking.....

I AM single

My boobs ARE real

I HAVE got photos

I HAVE met people from here before (veris)

I DONT do body hair (oh yes mentioned that one)

NO means NO

I DON'T have KIK or WHATSAPP

I DON'T want SKYPE with you

I DON'T want to be your partner at a club

I DON'T just want a "good seeing to"

I DON'T just add everyone :)

I CAN'T always meet at the drop of a hat

No I DONT want to make u "fizz"

DONT ask to see my pics if u haven't got any they are for friends only

DONT get narked cos I won't add you

FGS YES!!! I'm as smooth as silk all over (fizzy doesn't do fuzzy)

NO I would not like to watch you wank on camera

DON'T pester me!!!!

No I DON'T want to know what your doing in bed right now

A close up cock pic does NOT do anything for me....

.....Nor does having a pubic hair area that resembles a bust matress (errrrrm no body hair!!!!)

As much as I like my pussy getting licked, I'm not just gonna let you come and do it cos you say you want to or that your tongue will look good trying to reach what brain I've got by entering it. It also doesn't have hypnotic capabilities, so don't talk like it has. It isn't "calling you"

As I've been involved in the swinging scene, the fantasys I once had have now been fulfilled. 1. A sexual encounter with a woman & 2. Group sex as I was feeling a bit greedy at the time...... Will never say never, however it will be when I choose to :)

If I wink, it is because I like the look of your profile..... & will most likely email you. Don't push me too far with emailing, I don't often write essays (although profile doesn't indicate that)same as getting inundated with what I see as a "pestering" email or continual emails will piss me right off & then the block button will be pressed. I meet when I am good & ready!!!!! x

I don't do body hair.... BUT some facial hairs ok. Oooooops

Anyway I will stop boring you all & if you have actually got this far without thinking "WTF" then get in touch & let's talk knitting patterns.

S.L.

45 years old, Bisexual

5'7"  170cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 40 to 99 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Toys

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