If I'm on I'm horny.

Man in Northwest, North West, UK

... "Anyone free today". 2 hours ago

Joined: 3 months ago
Last on: 20 minutes ago

12.1.25.

Thanks for viewing. Don't people get grumpy on here when you call them out for not looking like they did in 2019? Oof.

I'm gonna sound like a right crank now, but I promise I'm not! After a while on here I'm going to save us all a headache.

I'm discreet. I would outright deny meeting you. I'm educated, have a good job a nice car and a nice life. This is just play time for me.

Let's thin out the herd.

Turn off's:

No drugs. Ever. This place is full of crack heads these days and we are not remotely compatible. If you do the odd joint I probably won't care but that's the absolute limit.

That's about 70% of users ruled out already.

No pic? Fine. No reply. Pic from 2020? No reply. If you haven't got a pic thats under 12 months old I won't be replying. I'm sick to death wasting hours of my day just asking who I'm talking to. You're a big boy, if you can't hack it then don't use this site. No excuses. It usually means your wife won't sleep with you because you look like a jacket potato.... And guess what? I wont either. The end. That's another 29% of users ruled out.

For the 1% left (yes the boy can count)...

Turn on's:

-Educated and articulate men that know how to actually communicate properly.

-Flirting, cheeky messages and pictures. Let's not give it all away at once ey? Foreplay is important.

-Men who look after themselves. I don't mean athletes necessarily but if your stomach hangs over your pants and you're hair looks like Homer Simpson why would I want to meet you? Have some self respect. Looking after yourself matters. Half the people on here look like potatoes and wonder why no one wants to meet. Really?!

Over time I have found I prefer regular buddies to ones offs when we can steal time away. I seem to like married or straight men in their 30's or 40's the most with no agro. But I can be persuaded to meet 25+. Again all depending on the chemistry, whether your a self sufficient adult and have seen a salad at some point this year.

Hopefully there's some decent men left on here. Oh. And if you're fit, married, in your 40's and starved for sex at home go to the front of the queue immediately.

If I haven't put you off and you're wondering what I like to do to fit lads once their pants are off.... Well that's what messages are for ;)

37 years old, Gay

5'6" 168cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men
Aged from 18 to 48
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Rimming, Oral, Dogging, Cuckolding, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

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*tewid (40), Man on 21 January 2025 by Meeting in person:
Again. Another meet. The way this guy breeds ass is unreal