Man looking for women

Man in Wiltshire, South West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: online now!

It's about time I do this properly so here goes

•Play Rugby, front row god

•Fancy a ruck?

•Play Cricket

•Good at shining balls

•Live near Bristol

•I don't shag sheep

•Smell of mustard makes me want to puke

•Semi inteligent I think

•Work in I.T

•I'm always disappointed when a co-worker says they bought a house and it isn't even a bouncy house.

•Holy cow

•Indie music

•Festivals yes

•Not V Festival anymore though because you have to wee in front of 80 thousand people

•None public wee-er

•Roller coasters

•Hate when you’re walking behind someone & want to pass them & then they start the “drift” & you both crash into a shelf of glass figurines

•Good conversation

•Let's pretend

•Long distance Clara

•Do you own a tortoise?

•Champagne!!!! Not that Prosecco shit

•Tattoos but proper art.

•Random

•Blunt

•Baby giraffes

•Let's drive 200 mile and draw a big penis on the beach?

•Friends and Family xxxx

•More Champagne

•Neverending story theme tune

•Scared of drawn on and interfered with eyebrows

•Call me old fashioned but I like eyebrows made of hair

•Gigs

•More Gigs

•Fake people - Fcuk off

•Politics

•Formula 1

•How much is a 20p lolly?

•Let's BBQ in the south of France

•Terre d'hermes

•Question Time

•Adventure

•Canada

•New York

•Corned Beef Hash

•Earwigs

•Raggy raggy

•Moooooooo

•Lemon Meringue

•Chocky

•Anyone for golf?

•Don't put maggots in my wellies

•My favourite thing about pizza is pizza!

Okay, thanks, everybody- this has been fun

fisher2000

38 years old, Straight

6'5" 195cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Soft Swing, SM, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Phone Sex, Oral, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Dogging, Cybersex, Cuckolding, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

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