Think Ragnar Lothbrok..then you will be close - shut up and kiss me

Man in Somewhere Over The Rainbow, West Midlands, UK

... "Flaky people - get off my page and friends list, also my WhatsApp contacts, regular communication is key otherwise I become bored". Wednesday

Joined: over a year ago
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Welcome to my profile, thanks for taking a look…

I’m a single, professional guy, own my own place, own my own teeth and as a rule don’t take life too seriously….

For my sins I’m career driven and maybe don’t make as much time for meets as I should. I enjoy a social, flirting, teasing and the anticipation of what may happen.

I’m border like OCD clean, nothing I can do regarding this, and I make no apologies. I’m impeccably clean, my place, my car etc you get the gist!

I’m physically active, I visit the gym 4-5 times a week, I’m not ripped or buff (think that’s what it’s called) I go because it gives me time away from work, and I also like food and wine too much so helps keep the weight down!

I’m broad with big arms and shoulders, played rugby for 14 years so you get the gist….

It’s also not attempt to hide my Shrek like looks neither my monotone personality!

Then again maybe you can judge. Im no Brad Pitt, more likened to Ragnar Lothbrok apparently! So yes I have a beard, even guys like a pamper you know, even if don’t admit it (don’t tell everyone) so every couple of weeks I visit my local Turkish to attend to my hair and beard! I like to smell delicious too, I wouldn’t call myself fashion conscious but I like to dress well, from casual (think lumberjack) to to smart depending on the occasion (waistcoat, t jacket, nice shirt jeans and brogues) or a pair of vans, jeans and a fitted T.

Sexually…

from vanilla to taboo and bar the usual I enjoy most kinds of play and scenarios.

I adore giving oral, I am happy to just give and not receive, seeing my partner pleasured is simply enough for me, call me strange but hey ho! I get incredibly wet with pre cum, and I taste delicious…

I also don’t “ fuck like a porn star” and neither will I “pound you into submission” yes I’ve read that on a profile! Maybe you can decide what my 5 star rating will be on trip advisor!

Bedroom gymnastics is not for me, ex rugby player shoulders, knees and limbs have taken a bartering, I’m just not supple enough, neither has porn obscured reality when it comes to sex!

Apologises also, I cannot offer you BBC, although I do have Netflix, Prime and also the complete sky sports package….

I have a number of pictures, shock horror I have none of private parts, genuinely a tough ask to make a guys private parts look particularly attractive I reckon from any obscure angle , if you would like a picture though I promise it won’t be me holding it next to a sky remote or a can of tenants special brew either! I’m around 7.5” but very thick.

When sharing pics I might be in the minority here, but I’d rather not see images of your badly packed kebab, some decorum goes a long way with me.

Also if you are into “420” and HNH, look elsewhere as you will not be for me I’m afraid. I detest drugs and the impact they have on lives.

I am simply a very very average, articulate, tactile, attentive and humble guy looking for the holy grail of a long term play partner. I adore the anticipation, the nerves the flirtation aspect of a meet…..

Ok when I say long term I am potentially switching to Australia this year with a work placement opportunity, although this bugger seems to be on hold at the moment

Thanks for reading, until then lets play….

Jack

43 years old, Straight

6'3" 191cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams

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