Professional bloke, looking for fun

Man in Hertfordshire, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 16 hours ago

*WARNING, SENSE OF HUMOUR NOT JUST RECOMMENDED, ITS ESSENTIAL*

Mainly here for the banter, a social meet 1st, I'm not that easy ;-)

Ladies! Are you sick of receiving the same old questions.... Like...

How are you

Had/having a good weekend?

Fancy a shag

Blah blah blah etc

Here's a novelty, let's try having a conversation!

Shock.. Horror!

I'd like to point out that I think I'm a gentleman, I can accept I'm not going to be everyone's cup of tea, and so I can take 'No' for an answer, without replying with a torrent of abuse. Also I won't pester, if you delete my message, no problem, I won't send multiple messages. However I do like to have a conversation, a bit of banter, basically 90% of what I say is very tongue in cheek. I like taking the micky. So ladies a bit of effort in your messages and replies, 3 or 4 word answers are just as boring to me as the 'how are you today' or 'fancy a shag' messages are to you!

Oh, and here's an oddity, I can read, I actually like reading profiles, as opposed to just perving at the pics, I find that by reading, it's easier to see if there's going to be any chemistry, and avoids asking questions already answered! Which is embarrassing all round!

Looking for unique females..... Is that you?!

I'm curious to see if there's any ladies up to the standard I am looking for. Not like the majority of men on here, not after a string of conquests, I'm after quality not quantity. I'm extremely fussy, you don't necessarily have to be gorgeous looking or have a perfect 10 figure. What you must have is a sense of humour, a personality and a fun outlook on life. I demand good manners and obviously I don't have to say impeccable hygiene.

What I'm really after, and I'm not sure I'm going to find it on here (ladies that's me issuing a challenge!) is that ultra rare lady, who just oozes sex appeal, they have that thing you can't put your finger on! They have confidence, without being arrogant. Classy but with a certain glint in the eye.....

You get the idea....

You must stimulate my mind, no connection! No fun, simple!

As for myself, I know I'm not going to be everyone's cup of tea, I'm definitely no minger, but I'm also no model!

Dark hair, green eyes, decent looking, and 6'3"... You could say tall, dark and handsome, I couldn't possibly comment!

If you like your men to be well dressed and professional looking, then I will fit the bill...

If you have got this far, well done, I know it's a bit long but worth it I hope, and I'm talking about the profile!

Happy fabbing x

When you message please put "I want to fuck your brains out" in the title, so I know you've read my profile ;-)

I'm joking, you don't have to put that in the title if you don't want to!

42 years old, Straight

6'3" 191cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 44
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams

Verified Genuine Profile

*reeneyedminx (31), Woman on 30 August 2018 by Meeting in person:
Met this handsome man a few times at parties, lovely genuine, easy going man. Charming and handsome and skilled ;) hopefully bump into him again soon xx

*ubserviantheart (39), Woman on 20 December 2015 by Meeting in person:
Thank you Sir ~ this girl is humbled and inspired x

*angbang junkie (46), Couple on 13 June 2014 by Meeting in person:
Met this chap art our last session, and he was a pleasure. Punctual, clean and fresh, polite, and not afraid to get stuck in! Welcome back to ours any time!

*angbang junkie (46), Couple on 10 March 2014 by Meeting in person:
Had an excellent group meet with this guy, and it doesn't get better. h He was on time, clean, polite, and got right to business! Cant wait to meet him again, you welcome at ours anytime!

*exyswingers (46), Couple on 17 July 2011 by Meeting in person:
meet this very friendly guy lastnite at arnold social he is up for a laugh and hope to see him again very soon xxxxxx

*eahcar (45), Woman on 20 February 2011 by Meeting in person:
Met J last weekend with another guy for some MMF fun, and wow! Had a superb time! J is one sexy guy, knows exactly what he's doing :) Good looking, sexy (I know I said this before) laid back, delicious! Can't wait for next time! xx

*ubbles16 (36), Woman on 4 September 2010 by Meeting in person:
met this sexy guy today. went for a drink and had a lot of laughs. was great to finally meet you after months of waiting lol. somhow managed to break all my rules and ended up sucking his nice thick cock in the car ;). tasted so good got me so horny wish we cud of done more. x