Eat me like I’m ur last bit of brownie

Couple in Chelmsford, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 13 hours ago

Lets stop calibrate and listen if u just want a wank please don’t stop to say hi haha .. I ain’t got the time to help u … is it really that hard to find a balance of a bit of banta and a bang that will have me walking wonky for a few days. I don’t treat anyone like I’m doing them a favour so don’t insult me by thinking u are doing me one .. I’m fat not desperate haha (Mrs). Please read below before u message

……If ya don’t know ya better get to know we’re gonna rock to the Rhythm and go with the flow… 123 and away we go …..

Chilled fun MF couple looking for some males with a little sumthin sumthin about them …as causal as this is my wife ain’t just a hole, even though she’s my world I get off on sharing her be that while I watch or me send her to u and have you guys video for me .. wife is a big bouncy bundle of fun so if you like a ample sized woman drop us a message and we can go from there

No bi-guys please just not our thing .. i ain’t into it and Mrs says there enough competition with ladies let along chucking men it the mix …

If big girls are not ur thing please just keep scrolling cos ain’t got the time to mess about .. if u ain’t got a good bit of banta she ain’t gonna fuck ya … she’s here cos it’s my kink and well as she put it would be rude not to indulge .

If we don’t reply means we ain’t up for a meet with u everyone has tastes so respect hers she don’t need guys being rude her

Little bout us

Mr has a thing for watching Mrs get fucked ..

Mrs a pretty girl , she’s super plus size ample BBW how ever you like to put it , she has amazing G Cup boobs and a more than ample ass to, she has a belly on her so if not if to a full figure all round then no point in messaging … I can’t get enough of her and I’m more than happy to share this delight with the right guys.. take a look through the pics if it ain’t ur cup of tea no offence taken ...

I’m curious to see who actually takes time to read this so if u have drop a 88 at the end of ur first message ( 88 2 fat ladies … all u bingo goers would have got that one haha)

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40 years old, Straight

6'1" 185cm
Average
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

42 years old, Straight

5'6" 168cm
Ample
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 28 to 56
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Spanking, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Voyeurism

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