Nothing to see, move along :)

Couple in Nibiru, West Midlands, UK

Joined: 8 weeks ago
Last on: 3 hours ago

when we are looking we will update our status to let you know when and what we are looking for.

being treated like a piece of meat to be used is not fun and not what we are looking for at all,we like to feel a link and a connection (God damn us for being human and having feelings).

if and when we meet then any meet must start with a no expectations social at a pub or other public place and only ever evening meets (no daytime meets),we make no promises or guarantees that we will fuck with you,if all goes well on the social and all parties agree then we can move to the next step :)

we are not interested in your dick pics,we are interested in the person,so guys if you just have dick pics or no pic at all then expect no response(NO PIC=NO ANSWER,DICK PIC=NO ANSWER).

you are visiting the area,well good for you and enjoy your visit but no thanks.

no point if you are miles away,we would not want or expect you to travel miles for a no expectations social (got to be realistic).

we do not drive so we only travel local.

you do not need to fab our pictures and we will not ask you to do so,it will not guarantee you a meet but if you do then thanks anyway.

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not interested in cuck,hotwife,sub,dom,bulls,bbc,bwc,doggers,gangbangers,group,hotel meets or filthy fun at all.

if you are married and doing this behind your partners back or you cannot accom then pass us by.

the size of your dick or your high body count does not impress us at all,it does quite the opposite.

we do not require a photographer or a masseur.

if you do not meet smokers why the fk you messaging us?

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this account is run by the mr,it is him you are speaking to (tried it with her running the account and mostly had people trying to get her to meet alone).

mrs has a few health issues just to make you aware and it has had a knock on effect to her daily life and sex drive but IF she likes you then you may be unlucky enough to see her naked(you can supply your own paper bag if you want),,,quirky as fuck and sarcastic to hell but she is genuine,real and honest.

mr is a right sarcastic nerdy geeky fat cunt who is bi and very picky but tries to be honest and open at all times(paper bag rule applies here also).

neither of us will meet alone.

Enlil

49 years old, Bisexual

5'5" 165cm
Athletic
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Ninlil

49 years old, Straight

5'3" 160cm
Slim
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men
Aged from 40 to 60 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Nothing to see, move along :)

Couple in Nibiru, West Midlands, UK

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