Fluent in sarcasm and bad decisions!

Man in Carlisle, North West, UK

Joined: 3 weeks ago
Last on: 2 days ago

31 | Can drive but can’t accommodate

Not looking for anything serious just seeing where things go. I’m open-minded, up for almost anything, and always down for a good laugh.

A fair heads-up: I’m a curvy/chubby guy, 6'2", and well-equipped. If that’s not your thing, no hard feelings just keep scrolling.

I have a face pic in my friends-only section and will share more once we’ve had a decent chat.

Who I’m Interested In:

- Women of all ages, sizes, and backgrounds I genuinely believe everyone has their own unique beauty. Bigger arse's the better:D

- Men i’ve been curious about mutual fun and would likely say I’m a top, but i’ve never explored this side of myself as of 13th February 2025. If I do, I’d want someone chill, respectful, and patient no pressure, just vibes.

What I’m Looking For:

At this stage, I’m after an FWB situation just out of a relationship and not rushing into anything serious. If you’re easygoing, fun, and drama free, we’ll probably get along.

I get that profiles without pics often get overlooked, and I understand why. But I’d rather take my time than spam out unsolicited pics. More photos will come as things progress.

If any of this sounds good to you, drop me a message I don’t bite (unless you’re into that). If you have read through this and even any part of it has interested you them reach out put "fwb" in the title of the message so I know.

31 years old, Bi-curious

6'2" 188cm
Curvy
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, DP, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys

Friends

B (33), Man