Woo hoo I'm back

Woman in Lancs, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 21 hours ago

Been here before n back again couldn't resist and ohhhhh my day's thing's don't change on here.

So just gonna say it has it is don't be so needy if I'm interested I will reply and even if I'm not I will reply to tell you I'm not cause I'm polite like that.

Sorry guy's if you are looking for bum fun then I'm certainly not what you are looking for.....

Pubic hair my phobia is real so either shaved or very nicely trimmed seriously if we meet n you come at me with a uncontrolled bush you will be getting dressed and leaving no excuses.....yes I'm shaven btw if you hadn't already guessed

Right guys a quick update to those who have already messaged then messaged again and again there is absolutely no way I can reply to them all so this is how I'm gonna deal with the 608 unread messages that I am never gonna have the time to read so hear goes.

1.if you live over 50 miles away be realistic we are probably never gunna meet cause I don't have transport so I wouldn't expect anyone to drive a long distance to come n meet me for a possible fuck after a social meet.

2. I know I have a cracking pair of titties they are mine yes I love them to and yes I also like to play with them so please I don't need you guy's to be left in my unread messages waiting for a reply cause if you start your 1st message with what I have just written I will just delete (sorry)

3. If you have got this far after after reading all of that I apologise I just feel I'm being a little unfair by not replying but it's becoming impossible to manage and I'm not enjoying the purpose of what this site is all about cause the guy's who I have replied to have been lost in the mountain of unread messages.

48 years old, Straight

5'5" 165cm
Average
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings