Chill, looking for same

Man in Eastleigh, South East, UK

Joined: 3 weeks ago
Last on: 9 minutes ago

Fun, flirty, sexy guy, basically god's gift to humanity "looking for fun" with couples, guys, and very special select single women. Single women, I'll find you when I need you. Let's face it, you're basically a dime a dozen on here and people are inundated with messages from you so make your message stand out. No hi, how are you, meet now messages or messages containing any form of a greeting whatsoever. Be original. Be unique. Say something to me that no woman on planet Earth has ever written before. But do so without using the letters "I","A", "T", "R", "S", "L", or "E". If you send me an unsolicited face pic, I will block you instantly, if you have pictures of your face on your profile I will block you, if you have pictures of your boobs or pussy or bum on your profile or you send them to me I will block you. Everyone knows what they look like and it doesn't look as good as you think it does, trust me.

Stimulate my mind instead. Send me a syllogism with epistemological footnotes containing proofs for the meaning of life in the form of a Seinfeld skit. It's not hard to do. In fact, it's the bare minimum.

Single women, I will need to meet you for a social where you will have to justify your entire existence to me before anything else happens. If you have a freckle on your lower back that I don't like, please have an explanation for that ready if I choose to meet with you.

I will not be meeting any single women for any form of sex or foreplay. It will simply be to move a sofa for me which I need to get rid of.

In order to have a chance of getting a reply, remember these incredibly helpful and objective rules.

Don't be boring. Don't be unfunny. Be a good person. If I'm going to think you are ugly, DO NOT MESSAGE ME. That way, I can sort out who is worth my time and who isn't. Put the word "solipsism" somewhere in your message so I know you've read my profile. Thanks.

Men and couples, you don't have to do anything.Just message.

29 years old, Bi-curious

5'11" 180cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Toys, Voyeurism, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Spanking, Soft Swing, SM, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Phone Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Dogging, Cybersex, Cuckolding, Anal, Adult Parties

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