My name is not Dick....!

Man in Inverurie, Scotland, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 months ago

Hi,

Why do people call me Dick, it's not my real name... but every time I strip off they say "Oh my god, you're Dick Ze Normous....!"

I'm a professional gent, clean, discrete and polite looking for a lady, couple or more to enjoy quality carnal activities outside the confines of marriage. OK, you may think that I'm on here to cheat, you need to know the background before you judge.

Life is too short to miss out on all the fun so if I could find a 'special friend' for 'adventures' then all would be good in the world. I've no hidden agenda, just looking for like minded person(s) for coffee, chats, sexy e-mails, meets and, well you can guess the rest.

I don't go to the gym so I'm not built like a shit-house wall but I do try to look after my body.

I'm a social drinker only, and don't smoke....! I guess I may come across as a boring old pervert, I'm not ..... ;-) I've got the libido of a rampant youth trapped in the body of a considerate, respectable man. I have a wonderful fulfilling life but there is still this small desire that has to be fulfilled. Do you know what I mean...?

I'm not out to fornicate anything with a pulse who just happened to like my profile. There has to be friendship, trust as well as discretion.

Trying to write a profile isn't easy but if you are interested drop me a line and I'll tell you more.

All the best,

Big Dick...!

And single gents... No... I don't...!!!

Don

58 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 25 to 80
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cybersex, Dogging, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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