Fun couple looking for guys

Couple in Hyde, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 12 hours ago

Let me begin by apologising for our lengthy profile, haha

We usually have 300 to 400 plus messages at all times in inbox. I struggle to get through them all and keep up with chats. We both work high end jobs and have children. We would rather spend our time arranging fun meets and going to them! But so many people are sending pointless messages. No pics..refusing to send face pics. Etc . Helps to make urself stand out.

So rather someone reads this and decides whether we are for you or not.

Let us tell you what we are looking for..

1. a mmf where both me and her will come to the meet for fun. And join in.

2. We both come to the meet but I only watch and film the 2 of u having fun.

3. I send her to meet alone..but lending her alone only happens if I get the meet filmed by her leaving her phone propped up. Otherwise I get nothing out of it. No film, no meet with her alone! Non negotiable sorry guys.

4.a mmf with a bi guy for a little play there. So if ur bi feel free to message.

She doesn't play with women. And I'm not looking to play with other women. So we don't meet couples or single women. Sorry.

So only looking for single guy's that are happy to be filmed.... I watch the video. Use it. Then delete it. End of!

She is allergic to latex so we ask for no Condoms.. if this is an issue for u pls don't message.

We are very clean and safe. And keep ourselves checked. 100% no risk of pregnancy.

Because she sometimes goes on these meets alone. We try to stay local. She will obviously drive and travel to someone. But I'm not sending her on an hours drive alone. Then hour or 2 on meet n then an hour back.

We have a baby and young children at home. We not looking to travel any further really than 30 mins max.

I can't confirm if ur distance is okay till I get a postcode. But if ur miles away. Don't message as I'm not sending her that far. Sorry.

We will say no immediately to anyone who is huge! She's quite small inside and been injured before. It ain't worth it to me. She don't enjoy it. So if u know ur well hung, don't message.

So many guys on here think this is the selling point for a woman. It actually isn't! Some of her best meets have been average guys. If ur on the larger side, you would need to understand u may not fit, will need to be careful. Not a lot of guys can or will. So please bare this in mind before messaging us.

We are not looking for anything wild. Kinky. Weird etc.

I've had years of watching her have quick fucks. On meets and in clubs and to be honest I'm bored n she is bless her. Lol

Too many men only interested in getting laid. Quick shag etc.

I get its why we all here. To have sex. But if I'm allowing u the opportunity to fuck my mrs, she needs to be enjoying it or there is no point.

Seems pointless to lend her out. She travels to the guy, just to be used. As they only interested in their own needs And shes left disappointed if you get me.

So I am very clear now about what I'm after guys!

She responds better to someone gentle and taking their time so serious applicants only please....

I'm looking for sexy, sensual fun. Kissing. Touching. Massage. Soft dirty talk. Etc etc

The idea of another man making love to my woman infuriates me and makes me mad with jealousy yet also excites me. Watching a vid of someone pleasuring her, when it shud be me.. drives me crazy. This is where I get my kicks.

# circumcision a bonus lol. Her words not mine lol.

Guy must be able to accommodate or get a hotel. As sadly we cannot accommodate.

Pls don't bother messaging if your not going to send pics. She or us both will not go to a meet without seeing someone's face. Body etc.

I understand some say need discretion. But her face n body is on profile for all to see. So she will expect to see all in return.

If you have read this far, well done haha.

I hope this helps you understand what I'm looking for. If you like what you have read. Message me. Tell me where your located. What ur looking for and share plenty of pics.

She's an incredible woman. She's soft, curvy and very sensitive and responsive. She's got a killer smile. She's funny and amazing to talk too. Men come back wanting socials with her all the time.

She's shy though. Not got the confidence she should have sadly.

I only want men that are gonna lift that confidence. Not drain it with selfish sex.

So if she looks like she's for you, then get yourself in my inbox..

:) :)

dave

38 years old, Straight

5'9" 175cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
Heavily tattooed
No piercings

jess

42 years old, Straight

5'1" 155cm
Curvy
Smoker
Don't drink
Heavily tattooed
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 18 to 45
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, Cuckolding

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*IP House Parties (42), Couple on 25 February 2024 by Meeting in person:
Thankyou for attending our s’PUNK’d event at Cupids. We hope you enjoyed the friendly vibe of one of our parties …. Made some new and old connections and banked some naughty memories … We hope to see you at our summer event. Kisses. inked & Tips Xxx

*bhorny (27), Man on 16 October 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met with the mrs’ at mine. Came looking absolutely stunning and that leg tattoo, wow great conversation starter. Meet was amazing, jealous of Mr definitely. Would 100% meet again if im allowed lol. Gorgeous women

*lphaDaddy31 (30), Man on 28 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
Last minute meet. Dave arranged for Jess to come round on her dinner break today to fill her up for him, and on schedule she arrived. Blonde bombshell with a cute personality, down to earth and genuine. Not much more you can ask for. Very very sensual lady.. She certainly knows how to use her mouth.. Just wish we had longer.. Make sure you respect this woman and you won't regret it! Until next time.

*ollSafe (29), Man on 15 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
Honestly cannot fault them. Dave is as chill as can be, Jess turned up looking amazing. Both very respectful and as genuine as could be its just ashame we were short on time. Don't mess these two around as you won't be disappointed!

*hrisk79 (46), Man on 4 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
A great meet, turned up as promised! Dave is very chilled and enjoyed seeing Jess enjoy herself and well what can I say about Jess! Such a sexy amazing person, cheeky smile and has the most amazing moan! She is so sensitive and responds to being touched and teased! Awesome meet and 100% recommend! Thank you for the meet!

*ondoe97 (27), Man on 8 October 2022 by Meeting in person:
What can i say apart from wow what a lovely night we had so glad i had the chance to meet this beautiful gem and had such a laugh and lots of very wet fun all over to as you kept cumming all over my cock and squirting all over my cock to it was so hot untill it was finally my turn omg it was so fucking hot and the best bj ive ever had in my life hands down and would 100% see her again and know it would be better a 2nd time round till next time beautiful xx

*apt. Kray (40), Man on 1 October 2022 by Meeting in person:
What a meet!! Communicated with Mr and planned to meet Mrs at a hotel. Definitely 100% genuine and straightforward, know what they want. Mrs is an absolute delight, and without giving too much away, we had a banging time!

*ral lover01 (43), Man on 26 June 2022 by Meeting in person:
Lou came to my hotel, dressed to impress in a body stocking. It was long until I was licking her smooth pussy. Very naughty, great at sucking cock. Very tight but took my cock eventually. Definitely one to repeat.

*enerallyhorny (32), Man on 19 June 2022 by Meeting in person:
Had such a good time!! She was on time and delivered the goods and more!!! Making a tiny mess all over my bed in the process, can’t wait for round two

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