Urgh, do I really have to do this?

Man in Leeds, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

Where do I start?

Ok, I'm fairly lazy - looking for like minded people - would prefer you to contact me as I'm not really into typing much. This is a right pain. Fave position is cowgirl, love to just lie back and enjoy.

I'm currently 'between jobs'. Don't let that put you off though I know how to treat a girl. I know a shop nearby where I can get a five finger discount on a 4 pack of Fosters (job done!). Every couple of weeks or so I can manage to get a 5 bag off Big Dave, an extra bonus if you catch me at the right time of the month!!

Happy to 'wine and dine'.. well.. more like 'Lambrini and McD's'. I'll even go halves with you on the cost. Yes I know, what a gent.

I'd say I was a little bit creepy, just on the wrong side of sleazy. I'm ugly as sin (hope that's not a problem?) and my dick is about as big as my little finger - but hey it's not how deep you fish it's how you wiggle your worm, right? lol wink wink

I can't accommodate at the moment, I'm... between houses as well, so to speak (unless you happen to like sex on park benches - then I'm your man!) I can't travel either, unless you're on the main bus routes - might need to borrow a bit of change though if that's OK? My preference is getting a lift so get in touch if you have your own car, big plus for me :)

I had my first experience with a girl in the back of my Citroen Saxo. God I loved that car. Until I had it taken away. Who knew that having car insurance was a requirement?! They sure kept that one quiet!

I'm not into hygiene very much, and hate when girls moan about me not having a shower. What difference does it make?? We're just going to get sweaty again anyway. Let me know if you're the same.

Oh, one other thing you should be aware of - I have a bit of a lazy eye.. my mates all call me dick head! Actually, I'm not sure if that's related but nevermind.

Hope to hear from you sexy ladies very soon! I'll check back whenever I can

UPDATE: Yes, the above is tongue in cheek. I'm really a nice guy looking for some fun. Please message me if you want to discuss meeting. Interested in public, outdoor stuff, voyeurism, exhibitionism, light BDSM.

I am looking to hear from Females, Couples and Group members

Dan

42 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports

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*ton Diamond (54), Woman on 21 February 2013 by Webcam:
Yes he is real, sweet lad x