READ MY PROFILE!!! READ MY PROFILE!!!

Woman in Stockton-on-tees, North East, UK

Joined: 6 weeks ago
Last on: 9 hours ago

I know it's a long read but the bull shit I've delt with over the years is not happening again so I've had to make it this long so I can be taken seriously as I treat this site seriously and for the whole reason it was set up for in the first place! To many people have ruined what it was created for but I'll never give up on it. I love fab swingers. It's also this long so I don't have to constantly repeat myself in messages so just hang in there lads and have a read, if I'm not for you that's absolutely fine and I don't take it personally but please just read it so I don't have to be rude to you or block you. If you do read it and I get sent foul messages then expect them back in a not so pretty manner. Don't panic all you walking boners with no respect, sex is mentioned as well which is probably the only reason most of you actually do sit and read it all but it's not you I'm after, I like men with integrity and the ability to show respect. I can travel but not drive as I've never learned but for the right people I can happily jump on a bus, in a taxi or even a train to somewhere different. Obviously one week a month I'm not available but I still come on line to talk to my friends so don't just assume I'm on fab after a shag every time I'm on line. Sometimes I'm even talking to friends overseas or other friends from here. I'm here for sex, it's a website created for sex but this is real life, we ALL have things going on and I can't and won't be available at a drop of a hat unless you're a friend and the circumstances call for it. If I view your profile but don't message you it's cause I'm not interested in what I've seen so please don't message me when you've noticed me viewing your profile. I'll contact you if I like what I see. I'm not just here for me, and I'm not the bossy bitch this long profile seems to make guys think I am. Some of the insults I've had have actually left me in tears in the past. I'm strong willed, cut throat and I'm not worried about offending anyone and I'm brutal in my honesty but I'm also an extremely confident, happy, funny, kind and interesting woman who knows my own worth and I love sex and the single life and my lifestyle. I've met some absolutely wonderful people over the years and I'm making some lovely new friends since being back and I want to pleasure the men I meet and help you reach your desires in RESPECTFUL, comfortable, happy and clean but filthy ways. I have a wonderful friend/fuck buddy/daddy and we're really close but I'm not owned by him, I play alone as well. It's a friendship with real trust and out of this world sex. I'M NOT AVAILABLE WEEKENDS OR EVENINGS UNLESS I HAVE A BABYSITTER IN WHICH CASE I DON'T ACCOMMODATE BECAUSE MY BABYSITTER DOSE OVER NIGHT STAYS. YOU WANT TO MEET WEEKENDS OR EVENINGS I'D APPRECIATE HELP WITH WITH PAYING THE SITTER! I CAN'T JUST BOOK HER STRAIGHT AWAY AND IT WOULD HAVE TO BE PLANNED. IT'S THE ONLY FORM OF FEES I WOULD ASK FOR AS I'M MY OWN WOMAN AND CAN'T BE BOUGHT BUT IN MY OPINION IT'S ONLY FAIR IF WE WENT HALF ON A SITTER FOR THE SAKE OF YOU FUCKING ME. "QUID PRO QUO" I ONLY EXPECT THIS FROM FRIENDS I SEE REGULARLY, NOT JUST A RANDOM HOPING TO GET LUCKY FROM ME. I ONLY HAVE SAFE SEX WITH MEETS UNLESS IT'S MY FUCK BUDDY!!! NO EXCEPTIONS AT ALL! IF I SAY NO OR I'M NOT INTERESTED MOVE THE HELL ON!!! I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU! NO IS A WHOLE SENTENCE WHICH MEANS I DON'T WANT AND DON'T HAVE TO!!! THAT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION YOU'LL GET!!! I don't have Snapchat, Kik or whatever else people use. DON'T ASK TO SWAP NUMBERS IN THE FIRST COUPLE MESSAGES. It's extremely difficult to get a phone number out of me due to an extremely horrible experience in the past with a man from here, it was so bad the police had to be involved. I have wattsapp but I won't wattsapp you until a meet is arranged and I know you're either in the car or after a meet IF I WANT TO and I want face pics. I need to know if I'm attracted to the person trying to fuck me. If you have a wife/partner and you're on here to betray and cheat on her then do not message me. I'm not being used in your disrespect towards your partner. Open couples who understand what trust and swinging is all about feel more than welcome to message me. When I say couples, I mean wife's/girlfriends who don't mind loaning out there other half cause I'm sorry girls, I'm only for the dick, 100% straight. And guys, don't try and talk me into being with your female partner cause it's not going to happen! I'm not stupid and I will need permission either over the phone or a video chat by the female partner when you arrive at a meet or I meet you cause too many cheats have tried to mug me off. If we meet then you refuse the phone call or video the meet will instantly be shut down. I'm not a fool and I won't be lied to. I absolutely loath cheats! No man or women deserve it! It's disgusting and wrong and I have absolutely no interest in the EXCUSES (not reasons) you'll give for being a cheat. I've been part of fab for 12 years now (obviously a new profile) and I love the place so I know the blaggers and walking Hard-Ons to the people who take me seriously so if you find yourself blocked without a response in either the first message or mid conversation it's cause you've not taken me seriously or you've sent a dick pic or you've basically skipped everything else in my profile and only comment on the "dirty stuff" mentioned or try and mention it in the first couple messages without a real conversation with me. OBVIOUSLY WE'LL GET TO ALL THAT SORTA TALK AS IN EACH OTHERS LIKES/DISLIKES , DO'S AND DON'TS BUT IT'S NOT HAPPENING STRAIGHT AWAY. I'm not after pen pals, I'm after making real friends who have real intentions of being friends with me. Going drinking, meals out and basically doing the things friends do with sex involved. I'm a slut, I'm not an easy slut. It won't just be a case of sex and leave, I want to make friends I can fuck on other occasions as I don't want to fuck the whole site. I'm a natural sub slut so I love throat fucking, CNC and rough sex, being tied up and my ass smacked and things. I'm a kinky little fucking vixen who will drive you wild and help you reach your wildest desires and I absolutely love hard rough sex (rough, deep ,messy and sloppy throat fucking is in one of my biggest kinks and it turns me on so much) but this sorta sex can only happen with people I trust. I'm allowing you to hurt me, not any Tom, Dick or Harry are going to get to do this to me. I can also do the sexy slow emotional love making if that's you're thing but I'll always be sub. I'd also love to make friends who will join in MFM/MMF 3SUMS with me and my daddy as daddy likes to play a little with the odd sexy hunk who's open to all that side of things as well. I have a fantasy of being used as a cum dump with my daddy to keep me safe. Have me tied up and vulnerable but made to squirt first by every cock that goes in me. Condoms are to worn, no acceptions! I'm not getting the clap for no fucker!!! But when you want to cum take the condom off and it can land anywhere ON MY BODY, NOT IN MY BODY. I'm extremely comfortable naked but I'm not trim or fit, I've a slim build but I've got a beautiful "mum bod" with wobbly bits which I think are better for gripping while fucking, droopy boobs and stretch marks or as I call them, my tiger stripes. I love who and what I am so if you like the fit girls you're looking in the wrong place. (Not that I wouldn't kill for a gym bod some days though. Lmao) Lines like "wanna fuck" or "you free now" or that sort of bull shit will also be met with the block button. Do not ask me what I'm into or what I'm looking for cause this bio is pretty self explanatory and my interest are mentioned in my profile. I'm not a novelty who just writes what you want to hear. I'm literally only mostly available during school hours but on the rare occasion we could both arrange the babysitter for an evening or weekend meet. NEVER ASK ME TO HAVE YOU ROUND WHEN MY CHILD IS ASLEEP!!! IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. It's not like I'm just a slag who sits on her arse looking to get her fanny filled while my child is at school. I have a busy life as well so I'm not always available every day of the week. I'M NOT INTO DICK PICS!! THEY ARE MY BIGGEST CRINGE AND MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE!!! I HATE BEING SENT THEM AND IF YOU DO GET MY PHONE NUMBER THAT DOESN'T SUDDENLY MERIT CONSENT FOR DICK PICS!!! I'LL STILL BLOCK YOU AND SHUT DOWN ANY POTENTIAL MEET IN A CLICK OF MY FINGERS AND EVEN REPORT YOU TO THE POLICE BECAUSE SENDING THEM WITHOUT CONSENT IS NOW A CRIME!!! I know they might be in your profile pics but it's not as if I look at them, I'm looking to see if you have face pics on your profile. I'm not into huge "hey I'm a 8"/9"+ huge/VWE come play with me" lads either. I'm not that deep, where's the other couple inches going love??? It's a waist of cock and dose absolutely nothing for me. I'm not trying to offend, it's just my preference, I like the nice comfy thick cocks with a good normal length, AND I don't do nudes so if you ask for them or send dick pics it's an instant block. Full frontal nudes class as dick pics to me so don't try and cheat around it. I don't have a type and I'm certainly not shallow but physical attraction dose have to occur so PLEASE SEND FACE PICS AND TALK TO ME PROPERLY BEFORE WE GET TO THE BEDROOM!!!! IT MAKES ME SICK THE WAY I'M SPOKEN TO ON HERE SO TRY A SIMPLE HELLO WITH A FACE PIC ATTACHED AND WE MIGHT ACTUALLY HIT SOMETHING OFF! AND NOOOOOOO!!! I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING WATCH YOU CUM ON CAM!!! ASK ME THAT YOU'LL BE BLOCKED!!! I DON'T GET MY PUSSY OUT ON CAMERA FOR NOBODY, NO PICTURES OR VIDEOS WILL EVER BE TAKEN OF ME! YES, I KNOW WOMEN GET THERE BODIES OUT ON HERE AND THAT IS ABSOLUTELY FINE, IT'S THERE LIFE'S AND THERE BODIES AND THEY CAN DO WHAT MAKES THEM HAPPY SO DON'T MESSAGE BEING SNARKY ABOUT IT. Don't just comment on the fact I'm sub or my interests, try a real conversation with me first, you never know, you might actually enjoy talking to me. I understand my interests and what I enjoy are listed but that's only an alter ego and I'm an actual human woman with actual morals and feelings who has yes, a good life, but also a hectic life so I like to come away from being in charge and having the power took away from me. It's a release. You want the easy slags that's absolutely fine but I know what I'm worth and I'll not give what my amazing body has to offer unless I'm taken seriously, just cause I'm into the things I'm into doesn't mean I fuck anything with a pulse or boner, get to know me a little cause trust has to be established before I let you into my home or my body. I make a mean cuppa, I enjoy a good drink when I can have one. (Being mum isn't all glam) Lol. I'm a nice laid back lass who's very 420 friendly among another thing when the mood is right, basically if I'm out having a laugh with the girls or out having a good night with a meet from here/elsewhere. I understand that's not everyone's preference and I also enjoy sober and clean sex. You should know what I mean. I swear like a sailor in my vocabulary and in text and have a laugh that shakes volcanoes, I have a nice comfy house where I'll host your every need, all I ask is you show some dam respect, Let's have some fun and see what happens. DON'T SEND RANDOM FRIEND REQUESTS UNLESS WE'VE HAD A REAL CONVERSATION FIRST AND I WANT TO SEE YOU AWAY FROM HERE. I'VE ALWAYS FOUND THAT CREEPY AS FUCK. I also look for good verifications from MEETS IN PERSON not CAMERA MEETS. Cumming on cam isn't appealing to me so I'm not interested in verifications from people saying they watched you wank, I also look for colourful profiles with more information than your height, weight, dick size or preferences. Things like "fill in later" or "looking for fun" or "man looking for woman" will only get ignored. I need to know you have at least some sort of personality and real knowledge of the site. Xxx so I know you've read my profile in full in your first message start it with "gothic heels"

loulou

35 years old, Straight

5'3" 160cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
More than 5 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Men
Aged from 37 to 50 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, DP, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports

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*adbod2018 (45), Man on 7 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Wow what a meet this girl was and is I can’t wait for some more. Genuinely felt amazing and left her very happy. Roll on round 2 xxx

*ames011974 (43), Man on 29 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
I have seriously overthought this verification and could say so much but will keep it to the pont. A true gem on a site and world full of bullshit, lies and people just intent on pissing you off. She is beautiful, sexy, honest, caring and also extremly (oh and i mean extremly) naughty. I think her verification for me explains that more than i need to explain further. What next i wonder??????

*elfDisc0very (45), Man on 27 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Imagine my shock and surprise having seen my friends ex on here! Was many moons ago, and back then this lady knew how to use her eyes and cleavage to entice in the most subtle and innocent ways. Friendly and easy to get along with. Maybe a catch up talking about old times is on the cards.

*oeT2024 (30), Man on 24 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this woman for a quick social and I was instantly attracted; her pics don’t do her justice at all. Such a sexy woman, makes you want to rip her clothes off! Can’t wait to meet again for some more wet fun ;)

*ukesway (31), Man on 21 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
What can I say one of the best meets I’ve had definitely knows what she’s doing treat her with respect and she’ll take on you a good journey amazing body aswell x