Humourless need not apply

Man in Wakefield, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 41 minutes ago

Hello,I'm Mick,at least that's what I'm telling you. I'm an arrogant tosser who you would be foolish to meet. I have a tiny flaccid pecker and think a clitoris is what a butterfly turns in to. I'm a habitual thief and must not be unsupervised,I'd take soil out of a plant pot .I'm a selfish and unimaginative lover and look like I was fed marbles with a catapult.

Despite all this I still think I'm too good for you so bugger off.

In case you are wondering the veris from blokes are from an old couple account. I don't do widges.

mick

55 years old, Straight

6'1" 185cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 18 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Blindfolds, DP, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Spanking, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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Friends

kaz (46), Woman