Picky. Very picky

Couple in Chester, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 week ago

Apparently I’m abrasive and rude (not in the good way)

I don’t meet anyone based on a handful of messages on here. If that’s what you’re expecting then you are going to be wasting your messages. I refer you back to the profile title.

I would say without a shadow of a doubt one of my turn offs is people asking if I want fun/am I looking for fun. Personally is tells me that not only are you unimaginative but you also have that little finesse or care in your approach it leads me to wonder what else are you lackadaisical about.

Also people who take the time to search for a hook up site register with a hook up site look through profiles of people on a hook up site and then ask “what you looking for” grip my shit. I’m not looking for someone to resurface my drive am I you fucking idiot?

Pushy, endless repeating messengers will be blocked. The novelty of dealing receiving 85 unanswered messages has well and truly expired.

Just because I’ve engaged in conversation is not a signed contract for sex or sexual activity. I don’t particularly enjoy the “hi want to meet approach today” or it’s many variances. See below. It’s lazy and common place and gentlemen it does not stand you out from the pack

No face picture then highly likely not chit and or chat.

Looking for sex as a couple (which, and apparently it isn’t the clearest, is a threesome, the couple and the additional person. The implication being the couple are looking for what we would all presume would be an additional person) as individual ( again as a degree of clarity the individual element would only be after the initial threesome and a degree of trust has been built)or gangbangs (which would be with presumably more than one person unless we’ve been doing it all wrong all along). In fact anything considered. ( That means anything would be considered)

It’s taken quite a few years but finally someone didn’t quite get the what Cpl4threeway could be a hint at. That being said I’m not in a couple but have a friend with benefit who occupies the role.

Personally clubs and parties etc make my skin crawl. The whole concept around them turns my stomach. If you have little status updates saying “looking forward to going to such and such a club on such and such a date” you won’t be responded to. I do not accept random invites to attend and certainly wouldn’t accept a random invite off of a random person off of here to attend. If it’s something your are into/ involved with then thanks but no thanks. If your into it then that’s your business but I don’t have to have anything to do with it.

On a similar vein; playmates, looking to play/wanting to play, looking for playmates etc is just gross. It makes my teeth itch.

Quick time saver: I am not the husband. I am not married.

Messages from stranger saying “want to meet now” won’t be responded to. Not a rude thing just a time saver thing for us. IF we want a quickly arranged meet we have the capacity quite frankly breadth of choice on here to do so. Strangely not every time that he/she logs on is it about getting banged within the next few seconds. Hard to grasp that concept I know but it what it is.

Not married. Not together. Just friends who hump. It’s around about 80/20 her on here as to who is answering as both use account but to clarify most times it will be her. She is short sharp one he is usually the one who will be politer.

I doesn’t do the whole “tell me what you like to do in bed” Q&A thing. If you can’t work out what I’m into/likes doing/what I like to wear/what I like done etc etc from the information presented OR have the necessary skills to obtain that information then there’s a strong possibility that you will fall by the wayside.

Be advised though that if you do ask then there’s a chance I’ll answer the way you want. It has been known. There’s also a heavier chance you’ll get an unsatisfactory answer.

I don’t live on this site and when I log on it is because i have half an hour to kill so I don’t have the time bat away dumb ass, unproductive, asinine, repetitive, routine, monotonously boring questions.

Gym goers, gym users, gym bunnies, gym fit gym gym, gym Jim and any gym related stuff does literally less than nothing for me. The weird 27 degree elevated picture with the guy sucked in and arms puffed out as if you are the jungle VIP, showing off one arm covered in the generic sleeve tattoo dries me up quicker than sand being thrown on it.

You may think of gym based stuff as a way into meeting girls but all I see is someone who is frightening dull and health problems in later life.

I certainly don’t get why you would use it in a username. That’s just an air of desperation. I genuinely believe you you should go more generic and call yourself breathesoxygen83.

Point being; as proud as you are and as much attention as you think you deserve from you going to the gym I don’t appreciate the endless tidal wave of photos. Looking at people trying to shape their bodies into something they are not and then enhancing the pose further to take a good picture is just yuk. No attractiveness just a faint sense of feeling sad for you. Not enough for a pity fuck though.

I put that paragraph too low down because the average gym going dirty towel sniffer won’t read this far down.

One thing that definitely doesn’t float her boat is profiles that have a little sentence in it that says “if not interested just message and say so.” It usually has the word respect tucked away in there somewhere as well.

How weirdly passive aggressive is that? You don’t want to talk to me? Fine then just talk to me to say you don’t want to talk to me? Just screams ego based insecurities. Sure some of you will feel compelled to point out that it not a control thing or even a weak, thinly veiled attempt at a conversation starter and will insist it’s a politeness thing. That’s fine. Rest comfortably in your delusion.

That being said: imagine this site is a hook up club out there in the world and far removed from the big wide world of web for a moment. Now imagine this club is filled with woman and men all speaking with each other in different corners. In many cases the conversation has been going on for sometime and you wander in. You walk up to a girl (and let’s face it woman don’t do this back at the guys) and in the middle of their conversation you just say “hey want to chat?” Now in the real world they may just say “no ta” and go about their day. They would be within in their rights to tell you to go fuck yourself for being so rude. If they carried on their conversation and you verbalised a question mark at them or simply said “not chatting?” and they alluded to fact they didn’t by let’s say….. not actually chatting and your response is”if you don’t want to talk then just talk to tell me you don’t want to talk” then my question is this: how colossally retarded do you have to be to think like that?

The hubris to think that your message requires the extra special attention you believe it does fails to take in to account the six messages you receive a week pales in comparisons to the hundreds that come through each and every time we come on line.

I suspect it would go a very long way to explaining why on a site where woman are literally giving away pussy you seem to just always miss the boat.

What’s with the “if I wink at you I’m interested so message me” shit? Who came up with that weak effort? Also who legitimately thinks a good way to start a conversation is based off of “if I wink then I’m interested and if you don’t reply then I’ll know and move on!”

If you wink at me and when I don’t respond take it as read that I am so less than interested. In fact in order to express how uninterested I am they would have to invent a new word, a fucked up Welsh looking word with seven vowels, six letter L’s and for some reason a Q in order to encompass the level of disinterest.

100 percent though a message saying “I’d bang you” will not lead to the desired outcome

No anal guys. It’s not my thing and if I was to give it a go I’d let you know. If you find that multiple messages hinting, asking and suggesting taking a run at my back door receives a firm no and you want to call names and block don’t be upset when no fucks (figurativly and literally) are given

Now the time honoured traditional rant directed toward knob heads. So if you set a profile up and then immediately send a message saying “hey I’d like to fuck you” don’t be surprised when the message gets deleted. Also when you see your message has been deleted unopened and you message back to say “not chatting?” and that too gets deleted you still shouldn’t be surprised. That being said when the third message comes in saying “ oh your just ignorant” and as you digest the fact the third message is deleted unopened then there a several things to consider from this exchange. First it would appear the lady ain’t interested. But feel free to continue to try and bully and gas light someone into a conversation with you it tends to be a thing that goes over well in todays society. Second perhaps consider the reason that I’m not responding is I’m talking to other people and the world doesn’t rise and fall with the flow of blood to your dick. Thirdly since considering I’m speaking to other people perhaps consider why I am talking to other people. Maybe their profiles and initial conversations offer something in the way of information conducive to a free and easy flowing of people words. I mean most of the intelligent mammals manage communication after all. Maybe if your profile wasn’t two hours old and all the information contained within was “will fill in later” and fourth maybe the one iota of effort put into your message is a picture of your cock. Have you ever consider that while it is bulging and veiny because of your hardon have you ever stopped to consider that the fact you’re sucking your gut in and and pulling your balls back to try and convince us mr winky is a little less dinky.

Sorry mr heresjonny2000 and whatever user name you will have tomorrow. Still not interested.

But while you are raging against the injustice, alone in your student accommodation I am meeting people of the opposite sex and on at least two occasion the same sex and successfully completing the objective that underpins this site! Which since I’ve had sex with two woman I’m pretty sure means I’ve had bits of me inside at least one more woman than you have!

Legit advice through: grow up and maybe just maybe someone will pay you some of the attention you think you’re entitled to.

Fucking millennials.

Anyone who messages and by some miracle gets a reply and clearly hasn’t paid attention to the contests contained therein don’t be surprised if I just bat you around for a bit going around the houses wasting your time. Oh no a time waster? Well…… you are wasting mine so fair is fair.

If it came to a tie breaker between two of you I would always choose the one who doesn’t say things like “happy fabbing” For some reason the expression just grates on me and as it could possibly be inferred: I am picky.

Oh and grammar and spelling nazis. Is there a more useless trait in the whole of humanity. It almost positively exclusively screams inadequate doesn’t it?

Yes I do accommodate but let’s be clear it’s something I invite and I do not respond well to demands, threats (yes straight up had two of your number thought threatening violence and naming people on the internet would get my address and an invite) or that weak pussy 21st century GenZ whinny bitch bullshit many of you adopt. If I say “come to mine” and give you an address or even suggest mine as a viable option then that’s a good clue. If your not getting offered or suggested this too is an indicator as to the direction of travel.

Ms Picky

45 years old, Straight

5'4" 163cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

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45 years old, Straight

5'9" 175cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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