LOOKING FOR A REGULAR FWB

Woman in Gloucestershire, South West, UK

... "Does anyone actually turn up to a meet that's been arranged anymore...?". Sunday

Joined: 11 months ago
Last on: 1 day ago

First off...I've got more curves, lumps and bumps than Swindons Magic Roundabout, so if that's not your thing, scroll on...

I am...

•Saggy in all the wrong places

•Fat

•Swear like a sailor

•Common as muck

•Sarcastic as fuck

•BANTER- Got to have banter...!

•I give a great sloppy BJ but I don't just dole them out. Head for head...fair deal...;)

•I'm realistic

•I'm honest, sometimes brutally

•I love a BIG cock, I prefer a nice girthy, thick cock at least 6+ length

•I do like a guy that keeps it tidy and "manscapes", not in to wild bush...!

•I guess I like my eyes...

I'm mainly looking for a regular FWB arrangement...

I DO NOT MEET WITH "STRAIGHT" DOWN-LOW MEN WHO FUCK TRANS/TV's. Just personal preference...!

I ALSO DO NOT MEET MARRIED/ATTACHED MEN WHO'S WIVES/PARTNERS ARE OBLIVIOUS...!

I can only meet during the daytime on weekdays, so as to keep my fab life completely separate from mum life.

I can't/won't meet at a moments notice...!

If you are not within 30/40 miles I won't reply... No point in getting to know one another when the distance is unrealistic...!

I DO NOT entertain video/phone sex calls...not my thing, I much prefer sins in the flesh...!

I DO NOT do anal or any other weird fucked up shit...

NO I do not have Kik- its the SHITTEST app EVER...! I ONLY USE WHATSAPP OUTSIDE OF HERE...

NO sub/cuck guys, I just ain't got the patience for that...!

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PROFILE PIC OR DON'T SEND A FACE PIC WITH A FIRST MESSAGE... DON'T BOTHER...!

ALSO I ALREADY HAVE KIDS SO TAKE YOUR MUMMY/STEPMUM ISSUES ELSEWHERE..!

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==

97% Exhibitionist

85% Brat

78% Submissive

75% Voyeur

68% Primal (Prey)

67% Switch

66% Rope bunny

61% Non-monogamist

56% Vanilla

56% Experimentalist

48% Masochist

34% Rigger

30% Primal (Hunter)

29% Dominant

23% Sadist

12% Master/Mistress

11% Brat tamer

9% Degrader

6% Owner

6% S l a v e

4% Daddy/Mommy

3% Degradee

1% Pet

0% Ageplayer

0% Boy/Girl

44 years old, Bi-curious

5'6" 168cm
Large
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
3 or 4 piercings

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Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 26 to 44 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Blindfolds

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Woman in Gloucestershire, South West, UK

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