LOOKING FOR REGULAR FWB

Woman in Gloucestershire, South West, UK

Joined: 7 months ago
Last on: 1 hour ago

First off...I've got more curves, lumps and bumps than Swindons Magic Roundabout, so if that's not your thing, scroll on...

Bulletpoint description -

•Saggy in all the wrong places

•Fat

•Swear like a sailor

•Common as muck

•Sarcastic as fuck

•BANTER- Got to have banter...!

•Love a BIG dick

•I give a great sloppy BJ

•I'm realistic

•I'm honest, sometimes brutally

•I prefer a nice girthy, thick cock at least 6+ length

•I do like a guy that keeps it tidy and "manscapes", not in to wild bush...!

•I guess I like my eyes...

I'm mainly looking for a regular FWB arrangement...

If you get pushy Ms CougarBitch makes use of the blocky button...!

I can only meet during the daytime on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays so as to keep my fab life completely separate from mum life.

I can't/won't meet at a moments notice...!

If you are not within 30/40 miles I won't reply... No point in getting to know one another when the distance is unrealistic...!

I DO NOT entertain video/phone sex calls...not my thing, I much prefer sins in the flesh...!

I DO NOT do anal or any other weird fucked up shit...

NO I do not have Kik- its the SHITTEST app EVER...!

NO sub/cuck guys, I just ain't got the patience for that...!

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PROFILE PIC OR DON'T SEND A FACE PIC WITH A FIRST MESSAGE... DON'T BOTHER...!

ALSO I ALREADY HAVE KIDS SO TAKE YOUR MUMMY/STEPMUM ISSUES ELSEWHERE..!

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==

97% Exhibitionist

85% Brat

78% Submissive

75% Voyeur

68% Primal (Prey)

67% Switch

66% Rope bunny

61% Non-monogamist

56% Vanilla

56% Experimentalist

48% Masochist

34% Rigger

30% Primal (Hunter)

29% Dominant

23% Sadist

12% Master/Mistress

11% Brat tamer

9% Degrader

6% Owner

6% S l a v e

4% Daddy/Mommy

3% Degradee

1% Pet

0% Ageplayer

0% Boy/Girl

44 years old, Bi-curious

5'6" 168cm
Large
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
3 or 4 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 26 to 44 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Blindfolds

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*b9000 (28), Man on 18 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met her while back, lovely women gives really good head

*ocal_to_Stroud (39), Man on 3 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this busty babe a couple of times now. Absolutely soaked my fingers in seconds. Tasted amazing. Took my girth hard . And sucked like a Dyson. Left her tits covered... oops