NO PEE, NO POO, NO PAIN AND NO CONDOMS.

Couple in Farnborough, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 days ago

THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO VIEW OUR PROFILE, IT IS APPRECIATED. PLEASE DO READ IT IN FULL AS THIS WILL AVOID ANY LATER MISUNDERSTANDINGS.

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THIS IS A COUPLES PROFILE SO YOU WILL BE SPEAKING TO US BOTH.

TOTAL AND COMPLETE RESPECT IS NOT ONLY CONSIDERED TO BE POLITE BUT ESSENTIAL AT ALL TIMES.

FIRSTLY WE ONLY PLAY BAREBACK SO IF THIS ISN'T FOR YOU THEN YOU MAY AS WELL MOVE ON NOW.

SECONDLY WE ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN THOSE THAT GENUINELY WOULD LIKE TO MEET AND PLAY.

NOT INTERESTED IN KEYBOARD FANTASISTS.

WE ARE A FULL SWAP COUPLE AND IF WE HAD TO LABEL OUR DYNAMIC, I GUESS A STAG AND VIXEN RELATIONSHIP DOES DESCRIBE US THE BEST I SUPPOSE.

WE ARE LOOKING FOR COUPLES, SINGLE WOMEN (Bi & Straight) AND WELL HUNG SINGLE GENTLEMEN TOO.

SEARCHING FOR OUR VERY OWN UNICORN.

WE DO INSIST THAT YOU ARE FRESHLY BATHED, WELL PRESENTED AND SMELLING NICE.

IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR PERFECTION THEN THAT IS CERTAINLY NOT US, WE ARE JUST A NORMAL COUPLE, NOTHING LIKE MODELS BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT IS. WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET SO TO SPEAK.

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT NOBODY IS PERFECT NOT EVEN YOU! WE ALL HAVE FAULTS AND PHYSICAL IMPERFECTIONS.

SEXUALLY SPEAKING WE ARE OPEN TO IDEAS AND SUGGESTIONS SO LONG AS IT IS FUN AND BOUNDARIES ARE RESPECTED. WE REALLY DO ENJOY GROUP PLAY IN FACT THE MORE THE MERRIER.......LOL.

ULTIMATELY WE ARE HERE FOR BOTH FRIENDSHIP AND LOTS OF GOOD FUN SEX.

NOT HERE TO HAVE SEX WITH JUST ANYBODY OR EVERYBODY, JUST LIKE YOU WE ARE SELECTIVE.

420 FRIENDLY.

NO PEE, NO PAIN, NO POO AND DEFINITELY NO CONDOMS.

PERSONALITY, PHYSICAL ATTRACTION AND FUN LOVING ATTITUDE AS WELL AS LOCATION ARE REALLY IMPORTANT, IN FACT I WOULD SAY ESSENTIAL. IF YOU LIVE TOO FAR AWAY I DOUBT THAT WE WILL ACTUALLY MEET. AFTER ALL NOBODY IS GOING TO TRAVEL HUNDREDS OF MILES JUST FOR SEX.

WINKS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME BUT A WELL WRITTEN MESSAGE OF INTRODUCTION WILL GET YOU A LOT FURTHER.

ALL MEETS WILL EITHER BE AT A HOTEL,CLUB,PARTY OR YOUR PLACE. WE DO NOT AND WILL NOT ENTERTAIN AT HOME.

DON'T ASK TO MEET IMMEDIATELY, IT JUST WON'T BE HAPPENING, SITTERS ETC NEED TO BE ARRANGED BEFORE A MEET CAN HAPPEN.

DON'T ASK EITHER OF US TO MEET SOLO, IT JUST WON'T HAPPEN. WE ONLY EVER MEET AND PLAY AS A COUPLE.

IF YOU AGREE TO A MEET AND THEN JUST FAIL TO SHOW UP YOU WILL NOT BE INVITED TO ANY FUTURE MEETS AND YOU WILL ALSO BE PERMANENTLY BLOCKED. REALLY CAN'T BE DOING WITH PEOPLE THAT JUST WANT TO WASTE MY TIME.

IF WE AGREE TO MEET SOMEBODY WE ALWAYS SHOW UP ON TIME AND WELL PRESENTED, WE EXPECT THE SAME COURTESY FROM THOSE WE MEET AS WELL. WE WILL NOT JUST FAIL TO SHOW UP UNLIKE MANY OTHERS ON THIS SITE, AND WE WILL ALWAYS ARRIVE AND PLAY AS A COUPLE.

PLEASE DO NOT SEND UNSOLICITED FRIEND INVITES OR DICK PICS, THEY WILL JUST BE IGNORED AND WE MAY EVEN JUST BLOCK YOU TOO.

WE DO GET A LOT OF MESSAGES, SO IF YOU REALLY WANT TO STAND OUT FROM THE CROWD PUT SOME EFFORT INTO YOUR MESSAGES. HI, HOW ARE YOU? ETC ARE NOT GOING TO GRAB OUR ATTENTION.

ANY QUESTIONS THEN PLEASE JUST ASK.

WE DO INSIST THAT ALL OUR PARTNERS AND POTENTIAL PARTNERS ARE REGULARLY TESTED AND ARE CLEAN OF ANY STI'S ETC.

FRIENDLY PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER IS ALSO REQUIRED TO TAKE SOME NEW PICS FOR OUR PROFILE.

IF YOU ALSO HAVE GOOD DIY SKILLS WE WOULD LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU, AS WE ALWAYS HAVE AT LEAST ONE JOB THAT NEEDS DOING....... LOL.

IF WE HAVEN'T SCARED YOU OFF AND YOU HAVE GOT THIS FAR AND ARE STILL INTERESTED IN MEETING WITH US THEN PLEASE DO GET IN TOUCH. WE REALLY WOULD LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU.

TO PROVE THAT YOU HAVE ACTUALLY READ OUR PROFILE PLEASE NAME YOUR FAVOURITE PORNSTAR AT THE START OF YOUR MESSAGE. THANK YOU.

IF YOU CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO READ OUR PROFILE AND AT LEAST SEND A SIMPLE MESSAGE OF INTRODUCTION, WHY SHOULD WE CONSIDER INVITING YOU TO JOIN US? SINGLE GUYS, WHAT MAKES YOU SO DIFFERENT FROM EVERYBODY ELSE? WHY SHOULD WE INVITE YOU TO JOIN US? WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU HAVE TO OFFER?

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Paul

55 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Average
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Cassie

47 years old, Bisexual

5'4" 163cm
Curvy
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Soft Swing, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Role Play, Rimming, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Dogging, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

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*ellhungstu (45), Man on 26 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this stunning couple and a lovely wet pussy

*ark somers (45), Man on 25 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
Wow what can I say… This is an amazing genuine and the most lovely couple you could meet. He a complete gentleman and well her…. The most slutiest slut you can imagine in the best possible way. The best couple to meet as a single, a couple or a group. Can’t wait to see them again

*attandsonia (65), Couple on 26 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
Another great evening with this superb couple. They are good company, great fun and two very horny people. We are looking forward to seeing them again (and again!} We are hoping to explore more of the scene with them - and soon! Meet them if you can!

*attandsonia (65), Couple on 29 October 2023 by Meeting in person:
Wow!, it was worth the wait to meet this amazing sexy couple. Clicked immediately and hours of uninhibited fun followed. We enjoyed their company very much and already feel that we have known them for ages. We will definitely be meeting again and so looking forward to seeing and playing with them ASAP. Huge hugs and snogs! X

*he_cad (56), Man on 28 October 2023 by Meeting in person:
Greetings from the one that did turn up and boy what a treat. Cumslut knows what she likes and without saying too much enjoys what she likes to. A lovely squirting lady and Gatekeeper is a very nice chap. Great evening and thank you for the invite. The others loss was most certainly my gain and I made the most of a great evening. Sorry I wore you out ;0)

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