Mature( says so on birth certificate! ) but just a boy!

Man in Carlisle, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 5 hours ago

Tall, intelligent , articulate, presentable guy seeking fun, excitement and friendship. Am I on right site or is this just a cyber knocking shop?

Ok....getting the message I need to say some more on this profile. But it's difficult speaking about yourself , isn't it?

Part 2 ….it’s a wet Monday afternoon ….so finally getting around to adding a little bit more me. Now happily retired and hence definitely in the upper age group for Fab. But am I bothered? Still a boy in my head and like to think I am physically , mentally and emotionally fit. And I do enjoy life….particularly wining and dining with the company of an exciting woman. So friendship definitely the most important part of what I seek. Is that boring? Well hang on a sec…I didn’t say I wasn’t an adventurous, imaginative, generous lover as well as a scintillating companion. But I want the opportunity to be both. And don’t they go hand in hand. If I took you to dinner I suspect the flattery , flirting and foreplay would arrive before the menu.

Oh dear. Friend has just proof read that bit above and says it makes sound like an arrogant twat. Apparently I need to speak about faults as well.

Ok I guess that being older I’m not as savvy with technology as some. Let me tell you a story to illustrate that.

I drive a fair bit…generally up and down the M6. Last year I got caught short on the motorway but managed to pull into a service station. Dashed to the loo and found an empty stall. Sitting on my throne thinking I’d just made it when voice in next cubicle spoke, ‘hello there,’ it said. Of course I ignored it. I mean you don’t talk to strangers in public toilets do you? Do you? Anyway couple of seconds later it spoke again. ‘ motorway busy, today’. Felt I couldn’t ignore it any longer…I mean that would be rude. So gingerly I replied. ‘ Yes, it is. Have you got a long way to go? ‘

Couple of seconds delay before the voice spoke again. ‘Listen, Harry, I’ll have to call back. The idiot on the next cubicle thinks I’m speaking to him! ‘

Well , we all make mistakes!

carrington

72 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 55 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Role Play, Safe Sex, SM, Swingers Clubs

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*ordMistress (58), Woman on 7 October 2018 by Meeting in person:
Ladies, if you want to meet a true gentleman, this is your man. Intelligent, elegant, respectful, witty, with just a hint of mischievousness about him. Do not pass up an opportunity to get to know him.