did you even bother to read our profile?

Couple in Shroomville, East Midlands, UK

Joined: 4 months ago
Last on: 1 week ago

Oh wow, a Facebook disclaimer? On a swingers site? That’s adorable. Let me guess—you think typing ‘I do not consent’ magically overrides the terms of service you already agreed to? Sweetheart, if you’re that worried about privacy, maybe a site dedicated to swapping fluids isn’t the place for your little manifesto. But hey, thanks for the laugh.

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It’s not our first rodeo—or our first 'fab trip' (if you can call it a trip). Bit of a pain in the arse, but hey, that’s half the fun!

Hey there, sexy strangers!

We’re a hotwife & stag duo, open-minded and ready to meet others who share our vibe. We're all about mutual respect, clear boundaries, and fun times with those who get it. Here’s what you should know:

—Solo meet-ups? Nope! Only when my husband’s present—our bond is key.

—No judgment, but if your profile pic is just genitals or you’re picture-free, we’re not interested.

Looking for: cool individuals (not couples), no drama, and a judgment-free space. We’re not here for married folks with secrets, bi-curious /Gey guys, wannabe 'alphas,' or anyone pushing that dom-sub/BDSM nonsense—If that’s your vibe, keep scrolling. Confidence is attractive—overcompensation isn’t.Also not into Asian men or women— Preferences are like a good cocktail—personal, unique, and not up for debate. What’s in yours is up to you, and what's in mine? Let's just say, it's not a recipe I share.

—Quick heads-up: We enjoy our smoke sessions, so skip us if that’s not your thing.

—Privacy Notice: We record our meetings, so if that’s a no-go, please don’t reach out.

—Want to connect on the down-low? Message us on Te_le_gr_am (AnnaHotWifeGoddess)—just drop your FAB username, and let’s chat.

—PS If you sent a wink or friend request and saw I viewed your profile, it’s only because I went there to block you. Stay classy!

Happy hunting!

Anna

46 years old, Bisexual

5'11" 180cm
Curvy
Smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings

48 years old, Straight

6'3" 191cm
Athletic
Smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings