Looking for discrete fun and chemistry

Woman in Loughborough, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 week ago

Although it’s clear most don’t read this, it’s time for an update as I’ve been here a while now and I’ve learnt a lot. It’s certainly a bit easier to filter out the weirdos, and wow there’s a lot of em!

Firstly, us ladies do get lots of messages. It’s impossible to answer them all so we have to be ruthless. If you stand out I’ll have a nosey at your profile, if it doesn’t interest me I won’t go back and read your message. If you have no pic, I’ll scroll past. Also if I don’t log on for a few days it will probably drop off the bottom and I’ll never see it. Make it interesting boys, those with no pic and ‘I’ll fill this in later” on a year old account …. how’s that working out for you?

You can wink at me all you like but (due to the above) it’s unlikely to get my attention. And we aren’t gonna be friends unless we’re, well, “friends”, or unless you’re an absolute *FAF hottie* and I really want to perv on your hidden vault (insert devil emoji here).

I don’t have the time or the desire to meet loads of people. I’m not desperate so I look for quality over quantity. One off’s can be lots of fun but I prefer building regular connections - learning how each other ticks and the build up to meeting again is what gets me excited. I’ve been lucky to have met some great people so far, and experienced some amazing chemistry which is really important to me. But I also need a bit honesty - yeah I know it’s fab but come on guys I’m not your wife there’s really nothing to lose is there? I don’t have the energy for all the BS.

I’m not going to meet anyone without chatting first for a while, and I do love a chat, so if messages aren’t your thing then probably neither am I. To those who ask if I’m free now and want to suck their d**k … ummmm, I’ll pass thanks! Quickies don’t do much for me either, if it’s worth doing it’s worth doing properly, right? And I’m not a ‘working girl’ so offering me money won’t change my mind! (wow I’m so selfish!)

I’m still not a small girl, sadly thats not changed over the past year, nor has my need for discretion. My interests are pretty much the same though - I love a bit of naughty but nothing too weird painful or yukky. If you’re shorter than me in heels I’m unlikely to be interested (yes, I know we’re the same lying down)! I like a tall, clean, well built, good looking, educated, ‘gifted’ and honest man (or at least a good liar), preferably with teeth. I’m a big fan of tattoos and facial hair (drool emoji … why TF can’t we use emojis in here?), it’s not essential but it’s the things that tend to catch my attention. It’s a lot, but I know what I like and I know it’s out there!

I do have verifications, I love veri’s and appreciate when that bit of effort is made to write one, however I prefer to keep them private. I will read yours though :D

If any of the above has put you off then I’ve saved us both some time - you’re welcome!

Happy fabbing x

Original profile:

This is a whole new world to me. Was in a very long relationship, so have no desire for a new one, just new experiences. I am a size 18 with wobbly bits, I don’t expect everyone to like that so don’t pretend it’s ok if it’s not your thing. I don’t have time for loads of hook ups, so ideally looking for a regular connection. Tall, clean, cheeky guys to the front!

Cali

46 years old, Straight

5'7" 170cm
Large
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Men Women
Aged from 25 to 55 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, DP, Group Sex, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Verified Genuine Profile

Friends

User has chosen to not show their friends list