SINGLE GUYS we will find you

Couple in London, Greater London, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

Been on here a few years now and we like variation as the mood takes us

* Please be aware we struggle to do midweek meets as we both have a busy life so if that's the only times you can have some fun then please pass us by....*

DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF DICK HEADERY BY SINGLE MEN …. WE WILL FIND YOU….. WE ARE NO LONGER READING MESSAGES FROM SINGLE MEN

We like single men …. (But guys to be honest my bloke has a cock I can see anytime I want, the face is all I need to see so if ur face looks like a cock and u send us a cock pic , then we have to assume ur a Dickhead and block you ,

oh and blokes be over 48 with the capability of sending an interesting messsge……. Or it’s the block button…..

We are getting so many messages it’s getting to much , please don’t feel offended if we don’t reply …. If Doris was to meet all of you she would get friction burns and ignite…….. and I’d be blind

Sid Blokey……. Written by Doris Girlie

He teases , he’s tactile , he’s turned on watching me get fucked by other men women or couples , he likes to join in then sit out then join in , very masterful likes big tits and big nipples ….. he’s never in a rush but his tongue is mmmmmmm, has a nice suckable cock and a very norty mouth when turned on , a gentleman that has to know the lady is satisfied, loves his nipples played with , very good at spanking and teasing me , he likes to see me with another lady single or couple ask for more if u need any more. Himbo is big chest big shoulders , hairy chest facial hair trimmed and shaved below and a really good fuck.

Time out …….. things to know…… we like to start once behind the door if you don’t we will, not into tea biscuits and weather…… be like us ….. rampant…..

Not into long drawn out endless messages either meet or don’t ……. We always meet at yours or hotel split the room then get down oooo……. We always turn up ready and leave knackered , same room the separate then same room we like to keep it spicy .watersports or Pepe Le Pugh forget it ……. Okay back to round 2

Doris Girlie……… written by Sid Blokey

She has 40gg tits with massive nipples that keep me distracted for long periods of time , Doris will cum if u play with them , her cleavage is deep as u will see when we turn up , (I’ve cum on them many times and I think my cum makes them grow) but that’s for you to find out.

Doris likes to be spanked , she is sub but she likes to take control as well , she likes to be spit roasted, she like to suck on another woman’s tits because she knows it drives blokes wild , she likes a single bloke to fuck her in front of Sid , she likes to suck and stroke him off over her tits while Sid watches….. although Sid may join in , couples she likes to play separately then all in . She like anal , she likes blindfolds , she will want to tease the fuck out of Sid

So ….. big tits curvy body blonde likes cock …. Tits… there ya go

Time out……… we like clubs and parties, off to eurekas soon , Now we know thru being on here there are a shed load of time wasters ….. blokes with a couples profile giving it “she’s not here now I’ll let her know” or blokes trying to be a woman fuck knows why , some really strange people on here ,

We want fun times so if ur up for it so are we.

Rules……. Don’t be rude no need

If you don’t put……….. “Christ I read this”…….

As your message heading when replying then I would doubt a reply will wing its way back ,

Meeting at a moments notice that’s desperate doubt that’s going to happen either but not saying no lol

oh and if we meet and only the bloke turns up when it’s supposed to be a couple………. Nothing will happen……. All nighters naaaaa we like explosive couple of hours …… why……. Cos we got homes to go to , oh friend requests ….. don’t just send them to be nosy be polite and earn a friendship .

If u send a wink we may not see it initially but will at some point

Sid n Doris don’t give their consent to any fucker to share if u do then ur burn in hell and be flogged by height impaired redneck Mexican bikers……. Oh and be wedgie’d wearing a barbed wire thong

Sid

61 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings

Doris

56 years old, Bi-curious

5'7" 170cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 45 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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*inkyfuncouple (60), Couple on 5 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
Wow what a great meet. After initial contact a few days before we met this lovely couple for a coffee and then back to our hotel room for a couple of hours of very hot, steamy naughty fun. Thanks for a great time, we certainly enjoyed it. If you get the chance don't pass these two by

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