Keen as mustard

Couple in Bromley, Greater London, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 5 months ago

Title says it all! We're no longer a new couple to this site, and now not new to having fun with ourselves and others. We have to be very careful with our pictures due to the jobs we do, (but we will send face pics without a problem); discretion and respect are very important to us.

We have met some wonderful, wonderful people through this site and it all adds to our fantastic tapestry of experiences and outlook on life.

We are often asked to describe what we're into - the pics will say a great deal, but more importantly for us the verifications are pretty consistent in their commentary that we are easy to get on with, relaxed and down to earth.

That's the type of people we are and the type of people we get on with best.

We have no hang ups about race, shape or preferences - live and let live say we; bigots, pretentious twats, narcissists and oxygen thieves, please jog on.

We will need to do a F-F call first to ensure all is OK. We'll expect the same in return (as well as mutual respect (oops, said that already) and loads of laughs). We'll try everything at least once (apart from Morris Dancing obviously); our tastes are eclectic and open to refinement and broadening.

She is bi-(more than curious); he is bi-curious. Although the M is down as a smoker, this is infrequent and he could equally not be a smoker if that were preferred!

We don't consider ourselves to be supermodels, but both scrub up not too badly either. Oh, by the way did we mention that we're keen as mustard?

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It would appear de-rigeur to place some form of disclaimer at this point.

Two things then: - Sydney (or anyone else who's just cruising through our profile) 'fill your boots' enjoy your wank, in fact please feel free to return for many moons to come.

Secondly, there's two of us here, please remember that (oh, also we are more than tits, pussy, cock etc, we have brains, feelings, kids, work and lives outside of the FAB bubble).

If you're still ploughing through this rant and haven't developed extreme nausea or collapsed in fits of repulsive spasms we hope you'll summon the energy to click the 'send wink' or 'message' icons.

M&S (not just any old couple) lol!

Brazenbloke

59 years old, Bi-curious

6'3" 191cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Saucy sue

61 years old, Bisexual

5'3" 160cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 35 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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Verified Genuine Profile

*unnodrama (42), Man on 18 October 2018 by Meeting in person:
Met this Cpl again and always decent and fun ! Love u guys

*unnodrama (42), Man on 28 April 2018 by Meeting in person:
Met this cpl again! Well always fun with them ! Have good time and laughs too ! Looking forward to meet again ! Always happy to see them xx

*avidAndJane (61), Couple on 14 April 2018 by Meeting in person:
We had a great time with this exuberant couple. Lots of laughs & lovely sex. Looking forward to the next time.

*exymoory (47), Man on 19 October 2017 by Meeting in person:
Very nice couple..polite and sexy..spend a great time together..hope to meet with them again..

*m just that guy (37), Man on 19 October 2017 by Meeting in person:
Very sexy had fun thanks

*redator (39), Man on 18 October 2017 by Meeting in person:
What a laugh Great comfortable couple who no what it is to enjoy the moment Hope we can meet again

*aneandchris (57), Couple on 29 March 2014 by Meeting in person:
Thrilled by a highly horny evening with this fabulous and sociable couple. Versatile, arousing, sensuous, adventurous - we MUST meet up again for the same and more, please.

*uvspunk1968 (56), Man on 17 March 2014 by Meeting in person:
Met with these guys again for a social this evening. As per before, what a fantastic evening with a couple that are so genuine & down to earth. Love em to bits, and cant wait to play with them fingers crossed, on Saturday. xxx

*tmm (32), Couple on 28 December 2013 by Meeting in person:
well,,,,, what a pair so chilled they are what swinging is all about, if you get the chance to meet this couple dont let it pass you by .we would love to meet again and again and again.lol. all the best to you both and thanks for a brill evening,xxx

*uvspunk1968 (56), Man on 19 December 2013 by Meeting in person:
We have just met this absolutely fantastic warm, friendly & funny couple for a superb social meet. We dont wanna give them a wonderful verification as we wanna keep them all to ourselves lol, but seriously it's so good to find such a great couple on a website filled with fakes, dont pass them by as they are a very rare commodity. Cant wait guys for us to get together to have some seriously good sexy fun !!!