Caution

Man in Sheffield, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 months ago

THINK I WILL START WITH SOME SCARY BLOCK CAPITALS AND A FEW OF THESE ******** LIKE EVERYONE ELSE TO SHOW YOU JUST HOW CROSS I CAN BE.

I'm not a swinger as such and after 3 months on this site I've had just the one meet, which was a friendly drink only. I have no verifications but that's because I'm choosey and like to get to know someone first.... so if you're after a fuck jockey for drop of the hat meets then I'm probably not for you.

If on the other hand you're a little more old skool and enjoy a conversation and making friends then drop me a message. Oh and can you put the words "did you shit in my garden" as the title of any messages you send me so I know you have read my profile.

I once had quite a witty profile but some sad case reported it as too humourous and I was punished under the crimes of comedy act and I'm now on a final warning.

So.... if you want to know more just ask.

*UPDATE* - I seem to be getting a lot of messages simply asking "what u looking for?" to you people I say this - I'm looking for my car keys. Lost them almost three years ago and still not found them. The frustrating thing is that I know they're in the house somewhere but I just can't find them, I've been right down the back of the sofa and everything. I don't even own the car anymore but that won't stop my search until I find them that is my vow to you.

**UPDATE** found the car keys while looking for the sellotape.

Joshua

45 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Separate Room Swapping, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes

Friends

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