Gone for a rewrite.

Man in Birmingham, West Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 5 hours ago

Obviously every lady on here is going to get hundreds if not thousands of messages from men far more attractive than me.

However I think I can hold a conversation and I'm not going to bombard you with pictures of my bits. Will send face pictures only (although to be fair on occasion I have been called a dickhead.... Don't think that's the same though)

I guess I love to please. Love kissing and love giving oral.

If I send you a message and don't get a reply then I'm obviously not going to turn into a big baby and send you abuse. I mean wtf is all that about?! (I do worry that I'm too nice and this must work for some of these men but no it isn't for me)

All my pictures are in fact me. I actually want to meet so using someone else isn't going to work. I believe in safe sex so lucky God blessed me with this face and I don't have to spend money on condoms. (this is clearly a joke..he gave me a terrible personality as well to make sure)

Please put your favourite breakfast cereal in your heading when you email me. Not because I want to confirm you've read this far (I mean why would anyone have this much time to waste) but I'm just curious as to what it is....

I'll start Weetabix..was going to try and justify it by putting solid but it crumbles when wet...somehow link that back to Fab...

I was tempted to hit the crossdresing button on my interests... but thought that was a step too far when the only thing I share with a lady is socks and it is usually making me cross when they wear mine....

Think I blew it with the last paragraph...(link that back to fab....)

42 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 30 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Oral, Safe Sex, Soft Swing, Spanking, Taking Photos, Voyeurism

Friends

MsDupka (47), Woman
Maxine (46), Woman
Tina (67), Woman
HM Queen Sabrina (42), Woman
xx Sofia xx (60), Woman