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Couple in Nottingham, East Midlands, UK

... "Need to cull our ‘friends list’ people on here messaging once every two weeks is not it". Friday

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Hi all,

S and C here!!! :)

Thanks for taking the time, in what I can only assume is a very vigorous masturbation session, to look at our profile and look past the initial urge to insight one of us to run off into the sunset with you.

Arguably if this wall of text puts you off then you're not what or who we are looking for.

If you're in it for the long haul then happy days!!

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We'll start by mentioning what we are looking for. We are looking for ladies. Blonde, brunette, redheads (redheads to the front), tattooed or not, all shapes and sizes as what's really important is your banter and sense of humour. Can't have good sex if there's no decent pillow talk between bouts right?

If you feel this is what your about then slap a picture of your gorgeous self on an email and get in touch as we'd love to hear from you and hopefully find a connection.

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Now the don'ts (buzzkill we know but it's important we get these out) We have three simple boundaries.

1.Once we establish a connection we like to move elsewhere and initiate a three-way chat. If this occurs all conversation takes place there and any attempts to contact us separately is a red flag and it will end there.

2.No degrading chat. We're not into degradation and equally we don't, as individuals, think it's ok for you to demean our other half. We're here together and just because you might take a shine to one over the other doesn't mean we will accept it.

3.If we meet and events take a exciting and naughty turn then all we ask is that sex stops if someone leaves the room briefly.

Other than that we're fairly open minded within reason. Kissing we love and S has no issue's with C cumming whilst with the other girl. (issues for some couples we know)

S is 100% bisexual and not just Fab-bi

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We're not looking to meet couples but we're not against just chatting. We will however be happy to meet the female half of a couple if she wanted to play solo. Fella's we promise to send her back in good nik ;)

We're not looking for a million miles away. We've done it and frankly it costs us a bomb in petrol. As much as we wish we were Bill Gates with a private jet, we're not.

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I confirm all photos are of myself and any consenting partners!

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Congratulations!!! if you read all that and are still somewhat awake then we want to hear from you. Your prize is multiple orgasms and if we can't do that we'll at least have you laughing

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39 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
1 or 2 piercings

33 years old, Bisexual

5'6" 168cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
More than 5 piercings

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Can accommodate
Can travel

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*otcurvemiss (37), Woman on 3 March 2025 by Meeting in person:
This fantastic couple I had the pleasure of spending an afternoon with blew my mind. They gave me orgasm after orgasm. They equally have many talents. We had so much sexy fun and I have felt so comfortable with them from chatting to our meet. Definetly ready for our next meet.

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