New couple looking for fun.

Couple in Birmingham, West Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 weeks ago

First off we make no apologies for the length of our profile, we have tried to cover all likely questions that would normally arise in the lifestyle situation.

The lifestyle is frowned upon by many, some through personal jealousy others by the inclination that it is wrong according to society. So like most on here, we have two lifestyles. One for family and friends and the other for what we like to call play friends and they will never cross over. We're sure many of you can identify with these sentiments.

This is our first foray into the swingers world as a genuine couple. Will, has experience in all aspects of the lifestyle, he's not a beginner by any means, so he knows the ropes so to speak.

This is, however, Dee's first time on a site like this.

Even though she has been to a few of the local clubs (Chameleons, Valhalla, and Xtasia. ) those visits were simply as a spectator.

Work and family commitments restrict us to meeting only at the weekend, but we can and do on the odd occasion, meet through the week but this would be for socials ONLY.

What we are looking for is a gentle introduction into the lifestyle for Dee.

She would like the odd hotel meet where she may be blindfolded throughout unless she chooses not to be.

Dee is an attractive, intelligent, 57-year-old 5' 5" slim legs and a curvy big belly. She has very large breasts and big sensitive nipples, she is also fully bushed.

Her favorite position is the forward cowgirl and having her big tits played with. A visual treat for any recipient. You don't need to do any thrusting she does all the work, something to do with control methinks.

She really likes to be wined and dined.

In the past she has been a theatrical seamstress and would love the chance to dress and advise any TV"s or Crossdressers, she has a very large wardrobe, with a distinct affinity towards Victorian erotica. She's a big fan of role play and she would love a Hieros gamos type role-play situation. (That'll get the heads working. ) Or a nice piece of esoteric sensuality.

She's a big fan of the anonymous Victorian book called Beatrice, can be obtained from most book sites.

She does like the odd smoke too. ( Not cigarettes. ) If this is not your thing thank you for reading this far, but walk on by.

She can dress up or down and to please or tease.

As she is a big woman Adonis's and gym bunnies need not apply unless the older larger lady is your thing. We do not use the word Lady lightly, she is indeed a ( Lady ) and should be treated accordingly. She's not your fuck toy just because she is a bigger mature lady. She's horny, not desperate.

Her preference is for tall hairy rugby types with a bit of meat on them, as she has a belly herself she doesn't mind a man with a bit of belly on him. If the odd snake hips slipped through the net then that wouldn't be a problem as it would be their choice to do so. She likes her men to smell like men.

She also has a soft spot for bearded robbers dog types, men with interesting faces. She prefers her men to be clean and tidy, as opposed to manicured and sculptured.

Dee is not remotely Bi Curious or otherwise shes just not interested in other females.

Will is 62 average body type and average endowment a born voyeurist does like to watch but also likes to take part in the fun.

He is also comfortable in the naked company of other men. He also likes to take non-face pics of our meets, if this is not your thing, again thanks for reading this far. We are both honest and very discreet and expect the same in return. Married and attached men welcome too.

We are not looking to fuck the phonebook, quality rather than quantity.

We would prefer someone who can accommodate, due to an adult son still living with us.

An age range like our own would be fine but we are of course flexible. Hahahaha deep down, aren't we all.

We would meet other single men, shy or first-timers to visit the odd swingers club.

THINGS WE DON'T DO.

We don't Kik, WhatsApp, Skype, etc.

Live on Fabswingers all day.

Solo meets.

Cul-de-sac messaging.

Camming.

Pee and .

Phone sex.

Separate room swapping.

People who don't make an effort ie.

Don't wash. No smellies, please. Casual dress is fine (Jeans and T-shirts etc) as long as your clean but not overpoweringly doused in man perfume.

NO SHOWS.

Will be named and shamed. Time is a valuable commodity to most couples and singles for that matter. Getting ready for a meet is never just a case of throwing your coat on and going.

READ THE NEXT ONE CAREFULLY.

We delete anyone who messages us with one-liner intros. Not asking you to rewrite Tolstoy's War and Peace, just a few lines. If you can't be arsed then why should we?

Pictures.

The pics on our profile are the only ones that you will see, we do not send out face pics. Think that is self-explanatory.

Showing Up.

If we agree to meet we will and do show up. The car won't break down, our cat won't die or have eaten our hamster, Dee will be with me and not down with a sudden bout of flu, our grannies won't suddenly die, we won't get stuck in traffic and we won't forget to remember that we have a meet.

THINGS WE DO.

Guess we'll find out as we go along.

Any potential meets will be confirmed by Dee even if it is just to say"Yes, we'll be there."

By way of proving that we are actually a genuine couple. It won't be a sex call so don't waste your time giving it the. ''What are you wearing?'' scenario. It will just be confirmation.

Will

68 years old, Straight

5'4" 163cm
Average
Smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings

Dee

60 years old, Straight

5'5" 165cm
Fabulous
Smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men TV/TS
Aged from 40 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cross-dressing, Cuckolding, Dogging, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Verified Genuine Profile

*unlovermike69 (53), Man on 9 June 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met this awsome couple. They are both very genuine very easy going relaxed sexy couple. Do not mess these very nice folk about. I for one would be very glad to meet again. They are what this site is all about sadly what it lacks to, reliable sexy horny folk. Thank you both for a fun fun night x