What is for you will not go by you

Man in Paisley, Scotland, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 days ago

So was recently told, "beyond, your profile is gash. It implies one thing whereas you are explicitly pursuing another thing." Thought about it and decided she was right. Profile was honking.

In my defence I thought women didn't like explicitness, considering how my ex use to ask in the car if i wanted coffee, when she really meant pull over at Silverburn so she could buy a new bag while I was to drink shite generic expensive coffee watching all the consumers past buy. You indirect little lovely's that you are.

Having said that, it seems explicit, direct profiles are wanted in here. So here goes. Ready?

Beyond wants to pump and be pumped, so if he comes calling ladies, he is trying to find a way to pump you. Explicit enough? lol.

If he doesn't get his wicked way and instead gets, 'friend zoned' he will take that as long as you join him in the chatrooms from time to time. Sound good? Naw?........will not stop me messaging you though, unfortunately (for you anyway). Be nice and play safe peeps.

Love, Beyond xxx.

44 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Cybersex, Dogging, Oral, Phone Sex, Role Play, Safe Sex, Spanking, Taking Photos, Voyeurism, Webcams

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Friends

Jill (55), Woman