Brum fun. (Yes the R is important!)

Man in North East, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 55 minutes ago

To be brutally honest I can’t be bothered to read a 4 page wish list of terms and conditions then write ‘hairy bollocks’ in my subject line to confirm I have read and will comply.

And heaven forbid I press the bloody wink button.... All the Smurfs may die, there will be earthquakes, terrible floods, the sky will fall.

Girls with a mild sense of humour who fancy a chat maybe some fun together. Would love to hear from you ;)

Guys Dudes Fellas - actually flattered by the interest, and some of you look like bloody Gladiators but I’m very very straight, sorry.....(and no I can’t be ‘turned’)

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45 years old, Straight

6'4" 193cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Webcams, Toys, Taking Photos, Spanking, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Phone Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Cybersex, Blindfolds, Adult Parties

Brum fun. (Yes the R is important!)

Man in North East, North East, UK

Looking For

Meeting

Interests

Friends